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degenerate saxist, coffee fiend, dog enthusiast

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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]

“I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just understand that it’s actually part of a larger pattern in which I will fuck your ex-wife and the ex-wives of everyone you know,” said Tiger Woods
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26.03.2025 00:00 — 👍 1841    🔁 123    💬 40    📌 12
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a baseball player wearing a dodgers jersey and helmet is standing on the field . ALT: a baseball player wearing a dodgers jersey and helmet is standing on the field .
28.01.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it’d be good for some reporters at prominent news outlets to ask people how they feel about Trump literally putting a halt to cancer research. Ask them how that makes America great and such.

25.01.2025 22:34 — 👍 186    🔁 34    💬 6    📌 1
Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"

Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"

24.01.2025 16:26 — 👍 15941    🔁 4410    💬 148    📌 179
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I butchered ours yesterday and made stock last night. Tired of dry turkey so I'm giving this method a go this year. Also ribs 🤣

28.11.2024 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dave Frishberg was the GOAT

13.11.2024 15:00 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Not here for you

13.11.2024 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give it time

13.11.2024 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of trash cans are sitting on the side of a road . ALT: a group of trash cans are sitting on the side of a road .
13.11.2024 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quiet but cozy

07.11.2024 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a poster for schitts creek shows a man in front of a poster that says brok on it ALT: a poster for schitts creek shows a man in front of a poster that says brok on it
07.11.2024 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a fucking mess

07.11.2024 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For any of the dooming Yankees fans in your life, remind them that there is a precedent for a 3-0 playoff comeback. Encourage them to look it up.

29.10.2024 20:53 — 👍 65    🔁 6    💬 9    📌 0

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