E.O.A.W

This is giving big Owen Wilson vibes.

#jackask have you ever considered eating meatball subs, and using a thick italian accent while eating it on camera? I've been dying to know if you also eat meatball subs.

Put your stink paws away from me pissant. I'm tryna play Gangam style.

Midnoon Madness: Mfs bee like "I like AppleBees!"

No you don't.

Currently stuck in Oregon since my Identification ran out of Gas. I'm out in the woods and saw the hairy creature known as Bigfoot. He muttered something to me that sounded like, "Buy my Beer", and then walked away like Patterson. Don't know what that means, but I think I should start drinking. #uhh

Currently stuck in Oregon since my Identification ran out of Gas. I'm out in the woods and saw the hairy creature known as Bigfoot. He muttered something to me that sounded like, "Buy my Beer", and then walked away like Patterson. Don't know what that means, but I think I should start drinking. #uhh

bird mom and lesbian mom from the gay space rock show :)

#mspaint #stevenuniverse #pearl #garnet #SU

"Flamethrower to your wallet; infinite Bacon with no games, or free shavacado?"

"500,000 dinners with Jay Z"

Man who even reads this anymore #experiments #midnightmadness #DelightfullyWoke

strive, gbvs, and under night aren't actually anime street fighter. kof is anime street fighter. strive is street fighter guilty gear and under night is kof blazblue. gbvs is mortal kombat strive and mortal kombat is dogshit

I like the funny tv man #deltarune #tenna #tvshowisme #realstaticheads

When your best friend is a star
and a burger is your car
and you want to serve fast food
to fish across the sea
There's an employer who's a crab
an octopus who thinks he's fab
and a sponge, who wears brown square pants
don't forget
he has a peanut plant

Remember: you only have 6 MINUTES in the velvet room!! #aitsf

"His name is They/Them"

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New usernames for cool new people:

Phlegm-Boy
Hanes Tube Socks
(Adjective) (Noun)
Wine Corker
Pen Pally
Hemomancer's Blood Boy

Midnight Madness #deltarune #tenna #pyrocynical #criticalroll #seo #micheal

Now this right here is worth putting up on a wall to hang and have small banter with your house guests.

Really happy to say I was part of the recent toma video! 2 pieces I'm very proud of! Check it out on YouTube! youtu.be/R2Bbv3tnxT0?...

I like Deltarune

God giveth, and God taketh the joint and smoked the rest of it all in one puff like what the fuck dude we were sharing tha-" Get A Job 1:21

Update: Farmer Diet has hands and is currently beating me up while I'm tied down and strapped to a chair, they don't make the body like they used to.

The average man might subsist off of meat and potatoes for their every day going-ons, and that's just dandy, but me?

I can't have no farmer diet hold me down and strap me to a chair and make me its bitch. For me, the real meal is Meat and Potatoes AND a chunk of bread I gnawed off with my teeth.

I've been thinking a lot about Mettatenna, take some doodles of a concept that made me emotional
#deltarune #mettatenna

#StudioGhibliFoodLooksSoGood

Super Mario

(shoutouts to @4brandonjs4.bsky.social for inspiring me again)

MARIO, absolutely determined to rid the pesky fairy that bothers him, his bro and his friends.

He has the sheer aura of being FUCKIN AWESOME.
Enjoy!

#mario #supermario #fanart #nintendo #mariovstinkerbell #yahoo #art

biden got dat weather machien call that shit obamasnow

People ask me all the time, "How do you remain the coolest cat West of the Appalachian mountains?"

The secret is that I got silly, prayed to Salastrom the high-fiend every waning Cresent, and get plenty of sleep every night (4 hours).

Simplest thing I could have ever done to be this awesome.

"Wand to your balls, name 5 cryptic enchantments", said the Wizard.

"Just turn me into a frog man, I don't care anymore. You win."

Alright, time for a raffle, you have until some point on Saturday to send refs