@gpdmckay.bsky.social
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Ahahaha fucking hell. Fucking lmao.
24.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scotland mate. Fuckin incredible.
18.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
1
CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
9
[Customer looks inside the cup]
10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
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CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
12
EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machine’s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]
why can they not just fix it
18.11.2025 11:16 — 👍 1140 🔁 382 💬 6 📌 8You know who's been having it too good recently?
Milkshake drinkers.
I should hope not. Disgusting things!
16.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you liked that film, you should think about maybe watching another film too. You might like that as well.
16.11.2025 11:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whisky was s3nt from god to make you less shit
16.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
14.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 6859 🔁 537 💬 162 📌 67Of course maybe jesus simply looked like a dug's arse
15.11.2025 12:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep smashing that follow button right inty 2026 if you want the hottest stories. From 2014.
15.11.2025 12:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just bringing yous The Posts here guys
15.11.2025 11:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Scottish Cuisine: Steak and haggis pie on a buttered roll. Pic: fws1978/X
15.11.2025 09:18 — 👍 74 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 5The Chic Young Team 😂
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Who Warned Pat Nevin? youtube.com/watch?v=7DHS...
14.11.2025 07:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Friday 14th November 2025. I awake to The Horror™️. Again.
14.11.2025 07:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(AI nana) “oh darling, I would love to tell you your favorite bedtime story, but before I do — did you know that with DraftKings, new customers bet $5 to get $200 worth of bonus bets instantly?”
14.11.2025 05:49 — 👍 151 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0I'll firework you in a minute if yer no careful
05.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vape ma baws
05.11.2025 08:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stolen off reddit like am some kindy a AI hing
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The new Microsoft Teams logo
get away from me new teams logo you little freak
03.11.2025 06:14 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
29.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 3899 🔁 680 💬 401 📌 898Deserved so much more.
29.10.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From one of the Misery Hunters Discord boys. Great bunch of lads.
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The Trump White House Trump Ballroom will just be where he goes to dance on the grave of what passed for democracy in America.
23.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's goin to knock the whole White House down and just make Mar-a-Lago the official residence.
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