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Happy birthday. 🥳

It's my birthday, but I want YOU to give YOURSELF a present--go see THE LONG WALK.

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Looking for a good story to read on your holiday or a long flight

I’ve published seven books across three genres, memoirs told in a series of funny stories in a raw and gritty style, dark comedy thrillers and a survival story

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But you do it so well…

I highly recommend this if you have the opportunity. Worth every penny. Helen manages to get so much valuable information across in the time allotted.

My next lot of 121s through @iaminprint.bsky.social are on the 10th September if anyone is interested. Hopefully see some of you soon!

Maurice Perkins: books, biography, latest update Follow Maurice Perkins and explore their bibliography from Amazon's Maurice Perkins Author Page.

Looking for a good story to read on your holiday or a long flight

I’ve published seven books across three genres, memoirs told in a series of funny stories in a raw and gritty style, dark comedy thrillers and a survival story

#Free on #KindleUnlimited

www.amazon.co.uk/stores/autho...

this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

Glad you’re ok. 🥳

Oh no… I hope you’re ok SG!

Raven leads a motley group of survivors after a plague, world wars and regional fighting. She recognises that it’s not possible to do it alone. They are looking for answers and a safe place to live but will they find it in a post apocalyptic world ?

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Seriously, best ad for wind power ever.

This is a tongue in cheek dark comedy thriller that will keep you smiling and cringing in equal measures until it reaches its climax.

Lola is a serial killer on a murder spree who takes advantage of Ernie, a hapless loser with questionable morals.

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Thanks. I needed this today.

Half a pint of rum, twice a day?! I’m amazed anyone ever got any work done. 🥴

Hey. Hey.

Please don’t wait for an indie book series to be finished before you pick up the books. Just buy them. Don’t wait.

So MANY indie series never get finished because the author gets zero sales on the opening volumes and gives up.

Give them a reason to keep going.

Buy the books.

THE ACCIDENTAL ASSASSIN THE ACCIDENTAL ASSASSIN eBook : Perkins, Maurice: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

This is a tongue in cheek dark comedy thriller that will keep you smiling and cringing in equal measures until it reaches its climax.

Lola is a serial killer on a murder spree who takes advantage of Ernie, a hapless loser with questionable morals.

amzn.eu/d/80FvkjH

Rooting for you and massive hugs.

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hey y'all Wheel World is out! I've poured my blood sweat and tears into this game for the past four years, it would mean a lot to me for you to play it
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'Hello human, nice to meet you'

Sending massive hugs to you. Xx

Photo of a stunning shorthaired orange tabby cat sitting up looking handsome. You can see a little thumb on one of his polydactyl paws.

Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

Beautiful!

Am I The AHole?

MURDER, SHE KINKED
#A #Q #T #UnhingedPit

Image from the children's TV show "Molly of Denali" with elements added to represent a young adult novel manuscript: Pizza box, cat face, CD, magazines, Discern, boom box.

Finally, a young adult novel that answers the question literary agents have been pondering since the dawn of time:

What if John Hughes wrote an episode of Molly of Denali about the time in 1995 when an angsty new girl moved into the neighborhood?

#unhingedpit #YA #Q

A fake magazine cover featuring a blonde woman in a white dress and big flower crown with various fake article titles like love advice from a guardian, more than friends quiz, magic crystals, a special interview, and secrets of the witch.

#unhingedpit #na #r #f #wip

INUYASHA x SAILOR MOON x D&D

From lacrosse captain to chosen one, Kassidy is DEFF our new IT GIRL!

A mock query rejection email with a pearl bead background: Text: Dear Sara, Thank you for wasting my time with your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. For future reference, please note that I'm only open to multi-POV YA fantasy where the sapphic childhood-besties-turned-lovers don't get a happily-ever-after. Side note: A scorned ghost pirate trapped inside the head of a closeted princess until they both learn to help each other come out? How original. Regrets, Princess Mira View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/give-up-dummy.

A mock query rejection email with a gold coin background. Text: Sara, Thank you for considering me for the most torturously feel-good, insufferably hopeful-even-in-its-bleakest-moments novel I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I suggest you jump ship on writing and take on a more practical hobby like swashbuckling, rum drinking, or breaking the curse that has me stuck inside the head of this whiny princess (thanks for that, by the way). Kick bricks barefoot, Captain Amir View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/I-hate-you

A mock query rejection email with an ocean wave background. Text: Hi Sara, Thank you so much for your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. While I truly admired the 82,000 word count, non-Western fantasy setting, and LGBTQ+ representation, unfortunately, I will have to pass. I would, however, like to offer a minor suggestion to change the title to THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHANNA, as I believe this better reflects the titular character's gender identity. Best wishes, Johanna View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/Protect-Trans-Kids

A mock query rejection email with a bloody background. Text: Ms. Duran, The empire has scrupulously reviewed your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN, and has found that beneath the lighthearted, adventurous story of queer joy and acceptance is a truly blasphemous critique of the colonization of the Global South. We will be passing, but please do keep us in mind for any future projects featuring white, male, cis-het protagonists, preferably in settings inspired by medieval Europe. Regards, General Genovese View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/is-this-one-pushing-it?-maybe-lol

I know they call this the trenches, but I never expected my own CHARACTERS to reject my queries 😅

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