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Danny Palmer

@dannypalmer.bsky.social

Cybersecurity writer. Welsh. SE London. Likely to post about games, rugby, F1, wrestling, history & the cat. I have a Simpsons reference for every occasion.

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hard to believe that Lisa Simpson's wedding in the future happened 15 years ago

01.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

We did, as always, thank you! :)

04.08.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, in amongst the discourse are some "How do you, an adult, have time to play games?" type comments.

People don't tend to ask that about watching TV or reading books and the like, huh?

03.08.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My contribution to Disco Elysium discourse in full, having played through the game several times:

03.08.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson, laughing, watching Hans Moleman presents: Man Getting Hit by Football. "But the tacks* ... his groin. It works on so many levels."

*I've subbed out ball for tacks. 

(Poor Kyle...)

Homer Simpson, laughing, watching Hans Moleman presents: Man Getting Hit by Football. "But the tacks* ... his groin. It works on so many levels." *I've subbed out ball for tacks. (Poor Kyle...)

Me, catching up with AEW Collision and seeing THAT spot in the TNT Title match. #WrestleSky

03.08.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Norris plays it very cool when asked on F1 title: β€˜Won’t matter once we’re all dead’ The McLaren rivals go into Sunday’s Hungarian Grand Prix separated by 16 points at the top of the drivers’ standings.

They'll never make me hate you, Lando.

www.independent.co.uk/f1/lando-nor...

03.08.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God, I can hear the advert now...

03.08.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Christian Horner & Geri Halliwell didn't apply for mansion planning permission Christian Horner and Geri Halliwell are facing a planning permission problem for plans at their Β£9.2m country mansion on the Oxfordshire border.

Tsk, pure evil.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2535535...

03.08.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how this is essentially the epilogue of Assassin's Creed: Valhala.

02.08.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The crossovers are all so bizarre too. In a good way. Tomb Raider, 40k, Wallace & Gromit...

02.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.08.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of hate how active I need to be on it to promote myself and my work these days.

Another evil brought upon me by Elon ruining Twitter. smh.

02.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
01.08.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
"Maybe I like the misery," says Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted. Nobody knows who created the show, that information has been lost to the mists of time. Maybe it just appeared? Who knows.

"Maybe I like the misery," says Mrs. Doyle from Father Ted. Nobody knows who created the show, that information has been lost to the mists of time. Maybe it just appeared? Who knows.

Increasingly, it feels this is the average Bluesky user.

02.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😏

02.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The storm delay in the Lions game has really messed up this important schedule, lads.

02.08.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson sitting on the couch watching TV. He's holding a flag that says 'TV Sports'

Homer Simpson sitting on the couch watching TV. He's holding a flag that says 'TV Sports'

Today's plans:

- British Lions v Australia: The Third Test
- Cardiff City v Peterborough (in League One πŸ₯²)
- Hungarian Grand Prix Qualifying

02.08.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it work well as an animated series. You could throw in all sorts of big sci-fi nonsense. 😁

02.08.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just realised I was potentially giving off this vibe in the post below. πŸ˜†

02.08.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cat

02.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All of the wrong answers with none of the destroying the planet. It's win win. πŸ˜…

02.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one time this happened to me was in a German dive bar and I got 'skinny' (there was already someone with glasses at the bar)

02.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You 🀝 Fernando Alonso.

(Hope your recovery is as speedy as his!)

02.08.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed!

01.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dave Lister, playing pool with planets: I'm not gonna get plastered, Rimmer, just... just nicely drunk.

Dave Lister, playing pool with planets: I'm not gonna get plastered, Rimmer, just... just nicely drunk.

Anyway, nuts to them, I'm doing pretty alright as a freelancer, it's Friday night, I'm out with my lovely wife at @evewrestling.bsky.social and I'm just nicely drunk.

01.08.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Shout out to a job that I'd forgotten I'd applied to FOUR MONTHS AGO sending me a rejection email on a Friday night. 'Kin 'ell, lads.

01.08.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

In the 90s, the Internet used to feel like this:

01.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ’€

01.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or in the middle of the night, it increasingly turns out. 😬

01.08.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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