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SufferingMatt on MTGO She/They https://x.com/TheHochman

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I got 675 decks on Moxfield, 75% of them are legacy decks and 100% of them are terrible. You wanna trade decklists sometime :3

24.02.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Need to make roast pork belly again sometime soon...

16.02.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why am i trying to post a banger when i should be trying to bang her

15.02.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5-0 run was ended in my last match by Cradle Control. Scythe Cat is a crazy scaling threat. Opp got it to a 36/36 X_X

Deck is a sloppy first draft, needs adjustments / essential cards were missing.

Cradle Control
0-2 Jeskai Control
2-0 Maverick 2-1
Dredge 2-1
BRu Reanimator 2-0

12.02.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rochester Royals Winter Ball '25 poster. Lists three Magic the Gathering events:
Premodern main, legacy side, and Old School side. $50 entry gets you Lunch from Dinosaur BBQ (if you sign up by Jan 20th), and registration to any of the events. The event takes place on January 25th at the VFW in Fairport NY (300 Macedon Center Road Fairport NY 14450) with doors opening at 10:30 AM. All proceeds from the event will be donated to the Brighton Food Cupboard and if you bring at least 1 item from their needed items list we will reimburse you $3 on the day. The VFW will have a cash bar with dedicated bartender.

Event Details: https://rocroyalsmtg.com/events/2025-01-25-winter-ball/

Event Registration Form: https://forms.gle/XxR53WPQyBniKJ4S7

The Brighton Food Cupboard: https://jfsrochester.org/brighton-food-cupboard/

Rochester Royals Winter Ball '25 poster. Lists three Magic the Gathering events: Premodern main, legacy side, and Old School side. $50 entry gets you Lunch from Dinosaur BBQ (if you sign up by Jan 20th), and registration to any of the events. The event takes place on January 25th at the VFW in Fairport NY (300 Macedon Center Road Fairport NY 14450) with doors opening at 10:30 AM. All proceeds from the event will be donated to the Brighton Food Cupboard and if you bring at least 1 item from their needed items list we will reimburse you $3 on the day. The VFW will have a cash bar with dedicated bartender. Event Details: https://rocroyalsmtg.com/events/2025-01-25-winter-ball/ Event Registration Form: https://forms.gle/XxR53WPQyBniKJ4S7 The Brighton Food Cupboard: https://jfsrochester.org/brighton-food-cupboard/

We're about a week out from closing BBQ preregistrations for the Winter Ball '25! We'll post a final reminder on January 20th. For folks who sign up after the 20th, we'll be ordering pizza. We've got 50 folks registered so far, and we'd love for you to join them; it's going to be a ton fun!

14.01.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst

Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst

Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst

08.01.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1242    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
A text from someone which reads 
"AOODCAWTOGSSR
WEOIDD
WOOF
WOODAERGVASRGARFSAEFAARFFARFDAERFAARFAEFFAETFARTFAEFFAERFARRF
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

A text from someone which reads "AOODCAWTOGSSR WEOIDD WOOF WOODAERGVASRGARFSAEFAARFFARFDAERFAARFAEFFAETFARTFAEFFAERFARRF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I love women so much

09.01.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Currently suffering from the lesbian urge to find a twink

01.01.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, and once this frog put on his boots people scooped.

29.12.2024 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i simply comprised and put all the best cards in the deck. I see no issue

29.12.2024 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't make movies like 8 Crazy Nights anymore because of woke

29.12.2024 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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locked myself out of my house with the car keys inside. good start

28.12.2024 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gotta find a necklace or pendant of some sort

28.12.2024 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

will matt pull any hot people at the bar tonight or fumble wildly and make a fool of herself ? this story and more at 10.

27.12.2024 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thereโ€™s all these voices internal and external and Itโ€™s up to me to sort them out and figure out which ones should be listened to, which ones are truly me.

Anyways, Happy Valentineโ€™s day. Being 24 today doesnโ€™t mean all too much to me, but thank you to anyone who wished me well.

26.12.2024 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆlike what if I feel that way only because I currently live in both worlds split between my personal life and work/family life.

I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™m doing myself more harm than good like this. Or if what i want is what i truly want.

like out loud these questions feel stupid-

26.12.2024 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say iโ€™m a queer trans femme. I donโ€™t believe in the gender binary. But i also say i donโ€™t want to be a man.

M<- - - | - - ->F
if this is the scale, right now i say I want to be here:
M< - - - | - X - >F

but Iโ€™m now starting to question thatโ€ฆ

26.12.2024 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got missโ€™d on the train then stepped into the light and opened my mouth and was proceeded to get sirโ€™d for the rest of the interaction.

like it wasnโ€™t the end of the world but it was disappointing after getting missโ€™d.

26.12.2024 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thereโ€™s all these voices internal and external and Itโ€™s up to me to sort them out and figure out which ones should be listened to, which ones are truly me.

Anyways, Happy Valentineโ€™s day. Being 24 today doesnโ€™t mean all too much to me, but thank you to anyone who wished me well.

26.12.2024 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆlike what if I feel that way only because I currently live in both worlds split between my personal life and work/family life.

I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™m doing myself more harm than good like this. Or if what i want is what i truly want.

like out loud these questions feel stupid-

26.12.2024 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got missโ€™d on the train then stepped into the light and opened my mouth and was proceeded to get sirโ€™d for the rest of the interaction.

like it wasnโ€™t the end of the world but it was disappointing after getting missโ€™d.

26.12.2024 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got missโ€™d on the train then stepped into the light and opened my mouth and was proceeded to get sirโ€™d for the rest of the interaction.

like it wasnโ€™t the end of the world but it was disappointing after getting missโ€™d.

26.12.2024 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also these two bc they're personally significant...

19.12.2024 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally migrated my posts, forgot that images won't come over so I'm only bothering with this one I posted recently where I was hot

19.12.2024 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hard https://t.co/9Q01yiRlhI

05.12.2024 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

should make a bad decision and get shorter bangs

29.11.2024 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EW Day 4 : https://t.co/FJszF6tDAT

24.11.2024 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EW Day 3 https://t.co/RQnqWNmzWQ

23.11.2024 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EW Day 2 :
0-3 drop Vintage
Cheesed duals
Legacy testing https://t.co/vk9rHlxWw2

23.11.2024 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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