Did I read Wuthering Heights?
I'm an English teacher- I read it a dozen times.
Will I see the movie?
Of course, in all its ridiculous glory.
Did I watch the trailer?
Yes & read the comments:
@englishelective.bsky.social
Former Alaskan. Currently in the hinterlands of NYS, living in a 100-year old house in a permanent state of repair. I used to teach English, now I just do it for fun. I have two labradors, 4 grown kids & an H. I'm not your drivetime podcast.
Did I read Wuthering Heights?
I'm an English teacher- I read it a dozen times.
Will I see the movie?
Of course, in all its ridiculous glory.
Did I watch the trailer?
Yes & read the comments:
Don't get too close to the cliff. The Heathcliff that is.
14.02.2026 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The rws that I know are into cruises , Mexico & Italy.
14.02.2026 23:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wore a Tshirt - without a fleece over it- under my jacket today. A Tshirt!
14.02.2026 23:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of an X post by meisha (@meishato) stating: βIf the Halftime show wasnβt βwhite enoughβ for you, go read the epstein files, itβs all in english and full of white people.β The post quotes Laura Loomer, who wrote: βIllegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowlβ¦.β
Great idea!
12.02.2026 01:00 β π 3410 π 621 π¬ 47 π 10Make them Fraggles.
11.02.2026 14:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We've all been in the fridge for the last few weeks.
11.02.2026 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Somehow upscale luxury purses have been popping up in all my feeds and the H saw me purse scrolling & said I should buy one because "They'll probably last longer than your other purses & you won't have to buy another purse for years."
Oh my sweet summer child.
Silver Stadium Redux?
09.02.2026 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter
Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter https://theonion.com/stefon-diggs-spotted-partying-on-yacht-in-middle-of-second-quarter/
09.02.2026 00:20 β π 904 π 73 π¬ 5 π 4No Kings includes Draft Kings
08.02.2026 23:49 β π 26060 π 6101 π¬ 183 π 111We had grilled cheese & potato chips.
09.02.2026 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I miss that too.
09.02.2026 00:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is from my cousin.
First of all, WHY should you tell me about the daffodils by the cricket field when it's -6 this morning and
Second of all: YES oh yes I will help christen the guest room!
It's on the Kenai Peninsula, about 325 miles south of Anchorage.
07.02.2026 13:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His voice is so pure.
07.02.2026 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He'll hath no fury like a grown ass child in Alaska calling you daily to remind you "Hey it's colder in Rochester right now than it is in Alaska"
07.02.2026 03:35 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0News you can use
07.02.2026 03:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What no organ solo?!
07.02.2026 03:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh how the worm has turned
07.02.2026 03:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Save us Obi-Mamdami. You're our last hope
07.02.2026 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Shutter?!"
07.02.2026 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are! Even without the icing they were good.
05.02.2026 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom's voicemail: Call me back immediately. It's very important!
Me: Ok somebody died, or she's sick...
Mom: I'm out of wine.
Not bad. A cross between a biscuit & a pancake- they're maple.
05.02.2026 15:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 2nd gyro rodeo
05.02.2026 13:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My first scone rodeo.
05.02.2026 13:33 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0I've had people ask me where stuff is when there's an employee standing right there. Like feel free to jump in my dude
05.02.2026 13:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0