Suffering From Joy Podcast

Happy end of season friends. What a way to go. An empty stadium and four players still giving it their all.

CJ being a pest to opposing goalies while they time waste is my favorite thing. I love him so much.

1) I have sympathetic face pain with CJ
2) there have been 8 cards in this game
3) the children have deemed CJ “the toughest guy in the world”

Well….one of us is 😉 but not me!

Define “going” and “on”

Obrian and Sabo coming in

McConaughey appears to just be wandering the lower levels of the Lexus club touching people

The children are coated in blue cotton candy, have a trash can worth of popcorn, and are threatening the team with a baseball bat if they do not stop heading the ball.

Halftime subs include Zan, Julio, and Calvin (CJ)!

Friendly reminder: we had more added time in this half than in the USOC final

THAT’S SOMETHING BUT NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TO GET US OUT OF THIS MASSIVE HOLE!!!

Just need three more penalties to win boys.

We’re so back. Comeback starts now. Hells to the yeah.

I swear to whatever gods may or may not exist. I will shin kick Uzuni if he decides to take this (if Dickerson calls it a pen)

You and me both

Admin can suggest a pretty good visualization online course for anyone trying to pretend like they aren’t here/watching this.

Uzuni taking it would be the thing dimming that glimmer of light 🙃

Oh. WOW. Whoever would’ve predicted that this is how an Uzuni penalty would end? What? Everyone?! Oh…yeah….shit

💩

Whenever he gets up, can I make a Son-rise joke? Cause oh no he’s dead… oh wait he’s fine.

ATX has also never had the ability to keep a CB healthy

Texas Tifo Solutions never misses

We were younger then, in our salad days.

I dub this game AN UTTER CALAMITY!

Discussion between admin and a host debated a 3-1 loss and a 3-0 loss. Seems we were too optimistic, too high on life in light of the Freeze firing.

After meeting him in person he is a decent dude. Willing to forgive and forget that he’s a KU guy.

In an effort to reframe the general playoff anxiety and overwhelm from half a dozen screaming children, admin has found the humor.

Austin FC player touches the ball: YAHHHHHHH

LAFC Player: NOOOOOOOOO

General: I WANT NUGGETS

The preteens in admin’s section are adamant that it’s nugget time. So who is in for a 231 #nuggie party? Anyone? Maybe someone finds admin the impossible wild nuggies? It’s been 25 minutes of nugget based hostage negotiations

A proud Austin FC tradition for our home playoff game: the crew having to put out a smoke box fire 💚🖤

Current conspiracy theory: Nico banned the team barber from using platinum blonde dye after the USOC loss. Punishment for Zan, Dani, and 20s Wolff.