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In other news, water is wet and a bear shits in the damn woods

Listening to: YAOI Reading: YAOI Watching: YAOI Playing: YAOI Eating: YAΟΙ Drinking: water

weekend plans

Carpal tunnel seems to have gone away with rest = RIGHT back to the gym

Carpal tunnel at the ripe old age of 28. And in my non-jerking hand. How poetic

All this rapture talk has me thinking about BioShock!
#BioShock #WelcomeToRapture

My, my, my. How the tone has changed.

This is what the man our president referred to as "an inspiration to millions of people" believed in.

A TruthSocial post from Donald Trump, featuring an AI generated image of him in front of Chicago burning and under invasion with the words “Chipocalypse Now” near him stylized like the poster for the film Apocalypse Now. The text accompanying the post reads “‘I love the smell of deportations in the morning…’ Chicago about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR 🚁🚁🚁”

The President of the United States just essentially declared a war on Chicago because — wait for it! — Black and Brown people live here.

This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.

Trump made $3.4 billion while in office. Thou shalt not pretend he took a pay cut for the people.

How long until they're broken up and Tay Tay has a new number 1 hit song written about it?

72 year old Joe Flacco is the starting QB for the Browns. Fuckin wild.

Yeah that tracks

My friends and I are fucking morons

I've NEVER been more confused but interested in a game before

Weapons was....fucking weird lmao, can't decide if it was good or not, probably need to see it again

Shout out to @risuna.bsky.social for stealing someone else's technique and fixing my swing

Since its a beautiful day today and my long, medium, AND short game all need work, let's crack open a coors at 3 o'clock and get to work 😎

how I feel since 2016 or so

My friends are NOT having it with me today

A resume is just a ref sheet for your jobsona

Let it be known that tonight I will be getting shitty drunk and blowing things up NOT because I have any love for this country, but because I love getting shitty drunk and blowing things up.

This is not normal

Person: so what motivates you to go to the gym so much?
Me: *thinking of all the absolutely evil ways I can throw my boyfriend around in the bedroom the stronger I get*
Me: ...self-satisfaction, I guess.

Well, since pride month is just about over, I thought I should post this wonderful commission my boyfriend and I got from the ultra talented @lawkie.bsky.social! Thank you again for this amazing set of icons! I hope everyone had an amazing pride!

This app needs a dislike button

Felt REALLY good to get back in the gym today after missing last week...even if I forgot my earbuds and had to listen to the daycare kids scream like they were being tortured 😅😅

Waking up to sweet love messages from @cyrushusky.bsky.social 🥺

Entering my emo boy phase about 12 years too late xD

Thanks for the update 👍

Getting really high and laughing at bad furry smut with your boyfriend until 2 in the morning is truly peak bonding