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She / Her How does an a$$hole like Bob get such a great kitchen?

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A+ episode of TRR!
I might watch it again.
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01.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tuxedo cat wearing a blue bow tie with white stars on it

A tuxedo cat wearing a blue bow tie with white stars on it

This is the best I can do with my girl Lady Jane. Once.

01.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omg y'all. πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°
I just gave my first (and probably only) trick or treaters some mechanical pencils and bracelets I made, and they were so excited.
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That was the best feeling.
I just. 😭

31.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was a punk rocker kiddo (think Jem/misfits) for Halloween in the 80s, and one old lady was so pleased with my look, "a little Miss America with a feather in her hair!"
That feather... was my hair. Teased and spray dyed pink. I said thank you and took the candy. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

31.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
captcha image asking 'select all images with things', the photos are all cast members of John Carpenter's 1982 classic 'The Thing'

captcha image asking 'select all images with things', the photos are all cast members of John Carpenter's 1982 classic 'The Thing'

31.10.2023 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1508    πŸ” 584    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22

Literally no because idk who these people are.

31.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaahahahahaha! πŸ˜‚
Who is writing this season of America? This is fuckin hilarious. Days of Our Lives could never.

31.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey everyone!

I have a show at Dynasty Typewriter in LA this Sunday and we have sold SOME tickets but would love to sell MORE.

The theater wants to "pay the people who work there" which I think is also a good idea.

So I'd love for 25 more people to buy tickets in the next couple days. Or mins.

29.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

29.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2731    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 14

Happy birthday! πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ––

29.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool! Omw to check it out now!

28.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Uncle Joey from Full House

Uncle Joey from Full House

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

28.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5974    πŸ” 842    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 90

😳 omg.

28.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, between this and the popcorn answer, I feel compelled to recommend kernel seasons dill pickle popcorn seasoning. If you think you'd like that, it is very delicious. πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ

28.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet Molly. πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œ
So sorry. πŸ’”

28.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are men okay?
The Jennifers have better things to do than argue with Steve in the comments about Tuvix.
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28.10.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

27.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quark. He doesn't use it himself. He'd be happy to let you use it.
10% off today only!

27.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like "Jack" wasn't licking cheeto dust off his fingers yesterday πŸ™„
What's the difference?

26.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wall that says inside edition ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wall that says inside edition

Yeah you do. Get it.

26.10.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about pecans. I was like.... why not pecans?!
Fuckin walnuts. Nah.

25.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said it, but I'm saying it again.
SESSION 9

25.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS ONE!

25.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm anxiety hello everybody ! Alt: a cartoon character says i 'm anxiety hello everybody !

I hear that.

25.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lady Jane (a tuxedo cat) in a dark blue bow tie with white stars on it. She cares deeply about the minds of our society's kittens.

Lady Jane (a tuxedo cat) in a dark blue bow tie with white stars on it. She cares deeply about the minds of our society's kittens.

How dare you, sir!

25.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Not my cat, but Cats of Yore is a good account to follow for more cats, including this one. A white cat lying on her back but kinda sitting up with her paw under her chin as if she's wondering something or thinking or listening intently. You can see her bottom toe beans because her back feet are up. Big fluffy tail! Hi Francie!

Not my cat, but Cats of Yore is a good account to follow for more cats, including this one. A white cat lying on her back but kinda sitting up with her paw under her chin as if she's wondering something or thinking or listening intently. You can see her bottom toe beans because her back feet are up. Big fluffy tail! Hi Francie!

Me wondering if it's actually your birthday.
(I'll risk it)
Happy birthday! πŸ’šπŸ’œπŸ’™

25.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't but... I've been thru some shit if you need a sympathetic ear. DM if you want. Any time.
In those really bad moments, I remind myself that you can only make that decision once, and "tomorrow" is a better time to do that. Not today. πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ––

25.10.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Missy" will sponsor his adoption fee and toss in a Chewy gift card.

www.loudoun.gov/534/Availabl...

24.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I did it. For your sake, I hope you never come here. πŸ˜‚ it would suck for you and also I'd miss you on TRR bc you'd be out of town. πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’š

25.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goals πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ’š

25.10.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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