Ad Choad

Shut up, Wall! Stop being right!

I remember reading an article about US movies being made for the overseas market instead of the domestic one. It named these movies as prime examples. 🤷

A bearded man sits in what is presumably a bathtub, looking tired.

I've spent most of the past five hours cooking, baking, cleaning, or doing laundry. I am allowing myself exactly ten minutes to soak in the tub before company arrives.

Seconded!

Now is the time and this is the place

#LongJohnWeather

Happy Halloween. Play it loud.

I was talking with a friend about how there needs to be a gym like Curves but geared towards bigger gay dudes. Unfortunately, all of the potential names we came up with sounded like porn.
"Bulges"
"Planet Fatness"
"Girthbenders"

Costume preview? 👀

Screengrab from Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake. It shows an elderly person with the text [clicks tongue] Fix that hole, girl.

I'm about to start spamming y'all's posts...

I understand your dilemma. I also understand your friend's position. I will never forget the time I went to a new doctor seeking treatment for allergies and he essentially said, "Well, we both know the real problem is that you're fat."

Goldenrod (pun only slightly intended)

I should call him...

You can buy them, but you must call them the wrong thing the entire time. "Beer Butter" "Bubba Bear" "BB Cookies" etc. And if someone tries to correct you, you must double down.

🙏

Jess Collins (Burgess Franklin Collins) (American 1923-2004), Boy Party, 1954

Yes! I was playing it just last weekend. Still slaps.

Therapist: I think you use your intellect to avoid talking about your feelings.

Me: That's an interesting idea but I disagree. Anyway, are you familiar with the "Ship of Theseus" paradox...?

My listening habits have been all over the place this year but I keep coming back to Blurring Time by Bells Larsen.

Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.

Cocteauber Twins

My condolences to you both 💔 Saying goodbye can be so hard, but I know you gave her an amazing life.

Consider pinning this post to your profile 😊

Howling at the moon for day 9 of #cocktober

To Whom It May Concern, with Love and Charity: You deserve better than gray underwear.

YouTube video by Sleaford Mods Sleaford Mods - Megaton (Official Video)

One of my favorite vocal styles is "Shouty British Man with a Regional and/or Working Class Accent." I blame John Lydon. Anyway, here's a recent example.

An photograph of the cover of the book "My Attainment of the Pole" by Dr. Frederick A. Cook.

Congratulations! They published the novelization of your Bluesky account!

I feel like, surely, somewhere in the depths of the internet, there is an image of Rowlf in a harness.

He's giving "this edible ain't shit..."

YouTube video by The A.V. Club Xiu Xiu takes on ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man”

Counteroffer: youtu.be/0SG6yDSbtxU?...