Chris Paschal

Not sure there’s anything more chaotic than short track relay, every single aspect of it is insane

Every time I see a Chinese athlete in a dragon-themed fit I compulsively have to say “that’s so sick”

Skeleton broadcaster: “you only get one chance at winning your first”

….thats just like…not remotely true?

Why do all of the American downhill ski women have the coolest names? Are you more likely to become elite with a cool name?

Working your whole life to skate to I’m Blue, this pair is the best millennials have to offer

I will actually be mad if Myers doesn’t win MVP

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You’re gonna follow up a horrible miss on a wide open guy with throwing into triple coverage???????

DRAKE WHAT THE HELL MAN

IMO the Pats should’ve just done that more

That was one of the few “mostly made for the TV audience” halftime shows that actually looked good. Usually I find them just weird but that was fun as hell.

Surprise Gaga???????

Halftime show with the sun shining 🤢🤢🤢

I should be allowed to punch you if you’re wearing AI glasses

Infinitely cooler to be introduced by Bon Jovi than by Chris Pratt

Gotta be weird to watch Green Day from right behind them

Lmao at the Italian figure skater skating to….Jaws???

Oh the cauldrons are those plastic ball things I had as a kid, cool

Charlize Theron, why are you here???

Cackled out loud at “there are things you should never do. For example, war”

Can’t believe we let Italians rap and this is what they give us

Great shoutout to the media rights holders, they do so much

Mary Carillo’s vibe is always “your mother watching something and feeling the need to comment on every little thing because silence is scary”

My lord the Italians are popping off with the fits

Do Italians just really like Mariah Carey? Obviously she’s great, but why is she here?

Honestly impressive that Novak got a set, but a big hell yeah to Carlos finally getting his first AO

Oh my god he did it

Pretty boring AO and then all of sudden BANGER SEMIS

The second I move away from Boston and the Pats aren’t ass anymore?????

It remains very funny that Medvedev’s kryptonite that he simply cannot figure out is this 20 year old American

Indiana’s Mendoza you say???