Cassidy Sundance, The Butch Kid

And now we know how Batman keeps getting pregnant and having orphans

"GOOD LORD!" 😳

Signaling is like vehicle queer baiting when you really think about it

And that's homophobic!

lofi beats to beat off and be domestically abused to

I wonder if they only speak in cliches?

Maybe they'll blue themselves with a shotgun?

... I checked over my shoulder like you were in the room with me warning me that he was watching us lol

She Vlad on my Impaler

It's a forum... On a long enough timeline they always are

How often are buttholes very wordy?

Okay 💜

That's not a call to respond, I'm just lost and not wanting to ruin my bath with a websearch just yet lol

The fuck is "hot allostatic load"?...

This is gonna get dark isn't it?

Dallas, more like Doll ass!...

I forget, what were we talking about

I need recommendations on how to go about buying a bicycle... I have no idea where to start

I'm about ready to just drive around town for hours until I see one big enough to hold me by the trash and yoink it (one thats obviously being tossed away, not stealing someone's bike)

I'm gonna steal "still Sisyphus"

I feel this is the highest praise I can give lol

My rib meat is also sore... Am I being prepared for a meal?

My leg meat is sore

Victims*

(I don't mean the victim, I would hope that's obvious but this is the Internet so I take nothing for granted)

DROP THEM UNREDACTED FILES THEN BIG BOY!

LET'S DESTROY SOME PEDOPHILES!!!

Then about 10 seconds of just a pure Pepto-Bismol colored blood spray shooting everywhere from this Klingon's off screen crotch

As the Klingon threesome is about to get gory you cut to a shot like this with the music cue and a sultry "we will be right back" voice over

The shot holds for about 2:50 seconds, credits roll like it's a feature length film but you keep this shot on screen

The single funniest way to do it I can come up with is to shoot a full scene in all seriousness that it merits but at one of those "oh do you think you could go again, already?!" Moments you have a Klingon bust in and discover them

Klingon hits them with a phaser that turns them Klingon

I think I fucked up...

I mixed up the syringes, I think I gave the horse estrogen

What were we giving the horses?!

Ultimate counter to "You can't hear an image"

That's the disclaimer from Klingon porn

I need Jubilee sunglasses

🦶?

Do we deserve those dogs?

I doubt it but here's hoping