jord ellison 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

outside of the games themselves i mean. my mahariel has led one terrible life 👍

if i know one thing then it's how to make my dragon age characters as miserable as i can

WOO YEAH OH YEAH WOO YEAH

i know you swore a blood oath to protect me after i rescued you from the snake cult but i think we should see other people

Amnesty International has officially concluded that a genocide is being committed by Israel.

this is not a criticism i find the man as fascinating as anyone else but i just think we should acknowledge the ross sea party every now and then

endlessly fascinating that time and time again it is claimed that shackleton never lost a man. while that is technically true. the ross sea party literally exists

another banger

Bricks

Mortar mix

Amontillado, rareness unknown

A trowel

If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house

A line drawing of a cat wearing big boots with the caption: I'M OFF TO SOME TROUBLE IN MY GREAT BIG BOOTS I can walk anywhere in these I will not ever cease They are really excellent boots

Me today:

fun fact about the term "pinkwashing" is that they invented it specifically to describe Israeli propaganda

Grainy, sepia toned black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby cat, asleep upright in loaf position with its little white forepaws pressed together almost as if in prayer. Its little face is very relaxed with eyes shut tight, snoozing on white lace fabric over a pillowy surface.

Time for eepy. 1865. www.getty.edu/news/a-selec...

"warning: do not open outside" tag with birds attacking an open box on a box of mealworms

best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶

Jerusalem Post headline: “How to use the stress from the Israel-Hamas war to lose weight By DR. RAZ HAGOEL/WALLA! Published: NOVEMBER 5, 2023 12:54 The ongoing state of stress and anxiety in Israel has led to weight gain for many, but understanding how stress works can actually aid in shedding pounds while maintaining overall health.”

The average Palestinian in Gaza is surviving on two pieces of bread a day, according to the UN.

an orange and white cat is splayed out on a green chair. he appears to be full of mischief. no shortage of mischief. his wide eyes suggest he has never done anything wrong in his life.

the reason cats are no longer allowed to vote is because they all just wrote in their own names. for decades, they did this. absolute chaos. millions of cats, each earning one vote. plus, they'd get ink all over their paws. a mess.

this stuff is in books, people.

Jesus: *holds up bread* this is my body

*holds up wine* this is my blood

*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol

Judas: ok that does it

Special Agent Dana Scully in a gown and safety goggles saying Mulder, the internet is not good for you.

Scully spitting truth

There is only one animal shelter in Gaza: Sulala Animal Rescue. Do not fall for scammers online claiming to be rescuers just because they post a sad photo.

You can donate to Sulala directly: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Hel...

Or through Animals Australia: animalsaustralia.org/appeal/donat...

you can find your local MP very easily here: members.parliament.uk/members/comm...
all of this will, at MOST, take half an hour of your time - honestly, less of that, and it's the least we can do in addition to making sure the voices of palestinians are heard

you can ALSO contact your local MP to ask them to support a ceasefire
here is a guide from MAP on how to do so, but i'm sure there are many others to find with a quick search on duckduckgo
www.map.org.uk/campaigns/pr...

!!please remember you need to click the link in the confirmation email!!
petitions need 10,000 signatures to require a government response and 100,000 to require parliament debate - some of these have already reached that number, but the more the better

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... condemn israel's actions
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/648819 recall royal navy/raf
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... call to impose economic sanctions on israel
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... call for israel to establish a humanitarian corridor

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/648456 withdraw support for israel AND support palestine
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... withdraw support/remain neutral (obvs neutral isnt great, but to withdraw support for israel would be SOMETHING at least)
cont....

for uk citizens/residents: here are some petitions you can sign to help palestine
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... call for ceasefire
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... urge israel to allow basic necessities into gaza
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64... increase support to palestinians

gonna port over a thread from twitter ik i have like. nada followers here but yknow

People do not seem to think that understanding history deeply helps with understanding present problems, and it’s fascinating to see how the erosion of the humanities has contributed to this.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in a car. Blue is driving, Green is hanging his head out of the window, sulking. Blue: Being stuck in a car really gets to you. Should we take a little break? Green: I'm ok, but you can pull over if you want. Blue: I will. As soon as Blue has pulled over, Green shoots out of the passenger side door like a cannon ball, visible only as a green blur, shrieking as he goes. Blue looks up, following Green's flight path into the sky. Blue remains in the car, staring up into the sky, looking upward the way that Green went. Blue: Come back when you're done decompressing, okay? Green, unseen, from above: Ok.

Road sign reading Guess what's back Back again Soup Tell your friends

Black Holes vs Regular Holes xkcd.com/2844