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Jay Hulme

@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social

Poet. Speaker. Educator. Performer. Adult, YA, and Children's poetry. Occasionally picture books. Lots of posts about churches. Unapologetically trans (he/him) jayhulme.com

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A lack of recycling bags, and a lack of action from the council in providing any, has truly led to a whole new world of neighbourly experience here.

05.12.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

For four years my neighbour and I exchanged "hellos" and nothing else. A few days ago he asked if he could have a recycling bag because he's out, and now we're texting each other because we've both requested more bags from the council and haven't received any.

British bin day culture is UNMATCHED.

05.12.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Carcanet Christmas Sale info: 20%off all titles … simply use the code CARCMAS at the checkout …

Carcanet Christmas Sale info: 20%off all titles … simply use the code CARCMAS at the checkout …

What a wonderful opportunity to get hold of @carcanet.bsky.social #poetry titles at 20% discount … just add CARCMAS at the checkout …
Do buy copies of my three books (Eleanor; A Kingdom of Love & my Rossetti Selected), but also buy everyone else’s books too …

05.12.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always always always look around and enjoy your surroundings, especially when you're in a new place. There's fun stuff everywhere, even on the most random walls.

04.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
An old stone wall with an antique looking rusted metal plaque reading "the square. CCTV area"

An old stone wall with an antique looking rusted metal plaque reading "the square. CCTV area"

How... How old is this CCTV, exactly??

04.12.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

On behalf of trans men everywhere: This blows. It is much worse to be included as women than excluded from women-only things. None of us want this.

04.12.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3

If you don't pre-order this you're missing out.

This is my book of 2026. I've been waiting for years.

04.12.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The door at Ampney St Mary is a thing of beauty. Sturdy, simple ironwork on lovely bleached, silvery wood.
#Adoorableday
#AdoorableThursday
#IronworkThursday

04.12.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just for anyone who lost track;

The inch bigots were given a decade ago has turned into several miles and my friends are suffering for it.

03.12.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2126    πŸ” 468    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 10

The indignity of sharing society with trans people is quickly becoming the crime

03.12.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Making gendered organisations legally compelled to exclude trans people is just fascism. It's cruelty for its own sake. It protects no one from anything but exposes a minority to hatred and oppression. This government is fucking disgusting.

03.12.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the WI will be asking for all their members birth certificates or just demanding trans women out themselves (or else?) or what?

This seems completely impractical. I mean and cowardly, obviously.

03.12.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Proposal to give Jersey churches Β£50k a year for maintenance Constable Karen Shenton-Stone says the buildings suffer from

If Brits wants to keep heritage buildings standing, we'll need to seriously consider measures like this too. Church assets look pretty small once you divide them amongst the thousands of buildings that need urgent work.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

03.12.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thames Water boss addressing shareholders on its half year profits of Β£400 million

03.12.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 446    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.

02.12.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4912    πŸ” 1745    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 66

Can't believe anyone would take a soulless megachurch over this.

02.12.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Within an hour of arriving in Munich I stumbled upon the bejewelled skeleton of Saint Munditia clutching a goblet filled with dried blood, martyred in 310 AD, beheaded with a hatchet. Standard...

02.12.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1245    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 43

Hello Mr David Lynch!

02.12.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the village I grew up in is so funny, our one claim to fame is that we have a castle (We call it [Village] Castle but it's really not a castle) that is famed across the country for it's beautiful wrought iron gates, except we don't have the gates anymore, because they were stolen by the brits.

02.12.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve seen a number of people sharing this story with the comment, why didn’t he tell Stoppard, and I think the answer is probably β€œbecause people either don’t think to or think there will always be time to.” If someone has done something you admire, tell them.

02.12.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

But also, look at this nonsense. It's definitely giving "tell me your Churchwarden and Treasurer are, with their ages combined, under 60, without telling me that your Churchwarden and Treasurer are, with their ages combined, under 60."

01.12.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also big thanks to the Cathedral for letting us use the new heritage and learning centre which has heating and a big screen in it for this meeting.

01.12.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I have come away from a 45 minute budget presentation reassured and informed and also... Entertained?

01.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am obsessed with the way we do the annual church budget presentation at St Nicks because it involves a slogan and a soundtrack and the treasurer photoshopping her head into the chancellor of the exchequer, but also... really clear financial information and sound budget planning. Simultaneously.

01.12.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a Subdeacon, one of the priests in the parochial house said his two main daily prayers started with: β€œWell Lord this is all a mess … β€œ and β€œDear Lord, keep my fists by my side through this day’s ignorance and strife …” After a few months, I understood why.

01.12.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes at church someone says or does something so stupid that the only thing you can do is lock yourself inside the vestry, open up the cupboard, and scream into the robes so that the fabric muffles the sound. It's a form of prayer.

01.12.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.

01.12.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
It's a church tower with a very still stumpy extra bit, and then a little metal thing on top of that. The scale makes it look like it's melted, or sort of slid down inside itself like a novelty light saber.

It's a church tower with a very still stumpy extra bit, and then a little metal thing on top of that. The scale makes it look like it's melted, or sort of slid down inside itself like a novelty light saber.

A wider view of the stumpy tower with the full church in frame. The church is also stumpy.

A wider view of the stumpy tower with the full church in frame. The church is also stumpy.

Can I interest you in a VERY silly church tower?

01.12.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A rough wooden carving of a face high in a church. He looks... Unimpressed.

A rough wooden carving of a face high in a church. He looks... Unimpressed.

Waking up and it's still dark outside like

30.11.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish me godspeed, etc.

29.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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