T.o.S.h.

Tea vs. COFFEE

My body is a temple and should be tax-exempt.

My life is a joke and protected under parody law.

judge at my hearing: that's not how any of this fucking works, you're going to jail.

Money is imaginary, laws are made up. Get yourself a latte. #luigi #denydefenddopse #monopoly #capatalism

ICE trying to question me about any immigrants that might be in the area:
Me gesturing angrily to the "international section" at the grocery store: your guess is as good as mine, budy.

Hackers Jammed Police Scanners with Tay Zonday Hit 'Chocolate Rain' The Tay Zonday internet classic 'Chocolate Rain' remains poignant today. Hackers used the now meme status song to jam police scanners in Chicago.

One of my absolute favorite moments of recent US political history is when hackers made Chicago police comms play Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" during the BLM protests in 2020
www.digitalmusicnews.com/2020/06/04/h...

Happy #hourlycomicday
#justshootme #davidspade #art

Happy ##hourlycomicday

I quit smoking 611 days ago and it’s never been tougher to not rip a dart.

Bar tender: -looks me up and down- you know we're gonna card you, right.
Me: man I have been heavily drinking for over a decade at this point but whatever.

She bought the damn thing in the first place tho...

For fans of yummy warm drinks, clearly no other reason. #abolishice #winterboots
Redbubble.com/people/DrNotanartist/shop

Enjoy a refreshing Soda, but be sure to drink it warm. #fuckice #immigration #fight #jarritos

Yall snitching to ICE for free, at least the Roman's were giving out 30 silver.

Salami: 👍
Summer sausage: 👌
Chorizo: 👏
Finocchiona: 🙌
Peperoni:👎🤮

Gender affirming sturgeonry

I really believe i would have been better off if i hadn't deeply internalized so much of the weird shit my grandmother gaslit me about as a child. She legit tried to convince me that people thought the moon was made out of cheese when she was a child and that you only go to college to find a husband

Drinks like 5000 calories worth of dumb b*tch juice a day.

Hot take: i don't think people who find the energy to log "depressed" in their mood charts are really all that sad.

Yeah.

Why don't they have airport lounges outside of airports? I want to respond to emails with an early morning glass of wine in a massage chair.

Wtf they're paper dolls this isn't adult content!

Don't know what to get your 💝Valentine💕 this year? Why not commission me to make your love a personalized paper doll?! $50 includes doll and 2 outfits. Add more outfits and items for only +$25. #art #valentines #commissions #paperdolls #giftideas #valentinesday

Meet me in #Skyrim with the flower picking orphan I adopted.

Grape leaves is just higher tax bracket cabbage.

Musk: Does an actual nazi salute on live television
Right: It didn't happen, clearly a roman salute.
Fox news: we have 0 proof of this, but maybe they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms bc kids are identifying as cats now.
Right: Yes. Facts.

Never talk to me or my Capri Son again.

#art #itsokaytonotbeokay #emotionalwellbeing #mentalhealth
#selfcarematters #jacobgreenawaltart

dude! yesss!!

I want to go back to making things like this so bad that it breaks my heart. #art #comics