Cy Borisson

Of course. How else are you going to spot a typo?

Was the primary storage. Was.

He totally doesn't look tired, does he?

People I dislike are written into characters who die violent deaths.

It's vinyl, stretched to hide the cracked unpainted concrete above.

They could've tried nailing the windows to the walls instead of gluing them.

St. Gauss Cathedral

My shower temperature doesn't change thanks to a thermostatic mixer. Some things should be constant.

*wheezing, knee joint noises*: Now we all can agree it's those pesky kids destroying the internets!

I feel like none of them have seen The Godfather. "The one who comes to you talking peace negotiations is a traitor."

You know you're Doctor Who fan when you step out of the dentist's office, touch your teeth with your tongue and go, "New teeth! That's weird."

Commander 🫡

I just passed 85K and I'm not even half-done.

Once a day a disturbed zombie Karen stumbles into your office demanding to talk to you.

The bartender goes "hey Bill".

Impostor syndrome can be bad. Imagine you got invited to speak at the conference for people with IS and your brain is going "What if my IS is not a real IS, I'll be found out and laughed at!"

I swear every one of these headlines read like "Why women won't date me?". Even the font is the same.

Severe punishment usually means bombing Voronezh again. Beatings will continue until morale improves.

"Write what you know" is kinda funny as an advice for a sci-fi or fantasy writer. Ah yes, let me quickly recollect all my encounters with drunken gay werewolves and homicidal android sexbots.

Oh no, the news! Obscenely rich fucks complaining nobody wants to work anymore! We will never flip the system while people who willingly slave for corporations exist. If only there was a way to convince people self-respect in the relationship with employers is the key to happiness and prosperity...

Hit 'em with ghost CVs. I had one online for years despite not looking for a job, just to gauge the market.

Gen Z were a mistake.

Just like me a year ago! I'm 185 now, wish you the same, if you're into that kind of thing 😉

You mean we can't stop there?

Only if it plays What Planet Is This.

That's exactly how I write my smut.

Are they powered through a filter? I used to have problems like that until I discovered my neighbors were using some kind of machinery that created an interference in the local power network. Base stations are sensitive to that.

Don't forget the soldering iron and the RJ-45 crimper.

My second son watched 500 episodes of Naruto and learned the fabled "ninja run". My first son would prefer Saitama's approach though. Bought some Sailor Moon manga for the daughter too, can't wait to see what she comes up with.

In nomine Catris et Felis, mrow.