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Kyle

@kylelovescomedy.bsky.social

Comedian, writer, Jaws-obsessed

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Latest posts by kylelovescomedy.bsky.social on Bluesky


I'm writing a horror film where the zip from a pair of jeans goes around killing people.

It's called The Fly.

27.11.2024 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm thinking of starting up as a Personal Trainer business.

I'm going to begin by trying out new routines on Ray and Dave Davies.

It’s important to work out the Kinks before you start.

24.11.2024 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a mate dress up as a foot.

I thought what a Legend!

21.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I won an award as the Top Recycler in our street.

Our neighbours went green with envy!

20.11.2024 03:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's very kind of you. It's one of my favourites

15.11.2024 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favourite Christmas film finale is Die Hard - Hans down

03.12.2023 08:56 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

List 5 famous people you've met, but one is a lie.

Neil Gaiman
Peter Falk
Jarvis Cocker
Billy Connolly
Paul McGann

27.11.2023 18:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A joke that reads "I was going to go out dressed head to toe in wool, but I started to feel sheepish"

A joke that reads "I was going to go out dressed head to toe in wool, but I started to feel sheepish"

#puns #jokes #comedy

27.11.2023 14:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A joke reading "I bought a panini press and now have a pile of burnt football stickers"

A joke reading "I bought a panini press and now have a pile of burnt football stickers"

#comedy #jokes

26.11.2023 08:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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