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I’m team Bedford Falls; a little less Pottersville

He’s a weak man in every way

I go mad hard caveat emptor whilst shopping for hand soap for this very reason

Pretty 🤩

Pretty time of year

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I see Dana and CNN trying…way too late for me to applaud, but

It’s a good trade. I really thought I’d have less hatches, but here we are…

Very helpful to hear this ❤️‍🩹

She feared for his fidelity; fixed it

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That I have to wonder about this scumbag’s influence is a travesty, a tragedy an complete fucking bull$hit! Oh, happy Caturday btw

Ha! 🤣 so complaining about the hot weather in hot yoga is faux pas?

Asked to leave Yoga for saying "that's a stretch" six times

Kittymeow!!! Long hairs, man!

Ha! It’s a cheat code for occupying young children’s minds for a good 30 minutes in the library while I looked for a stranded ladybug 🐞

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Yes Sensei, the enemy of my enemy is my friend

Our elementary school librarian would give us a penny for dot on a ladybug 🐞

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A little acid rain for Nemo

The great Fascism paradox is that a government cannot be declared fascist until we can’t say it!?! Maybe we’re just lucky they’re bad at it or trying it on for size.

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Love it when the little omelettes grow up

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

Ha! I got a fever[dramatic pause] and the only prescription is more contempt in a Scottish accent

I can't help you if you keep touching that orb like it's not stealing your precious life force and making you dumb, Kevin.

Sexiest picture of “Weird Al” Yankovic.

There is still good in the world.

Bought a harmonica just to harm someone

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Aww 🥰 I’m going to miss your sweetness

Fuk that mfker

Bc he is a POS