lucifer on the sofa

ooo.... lady gagita

the hair is phenomenal

i got a pocketful of garbage and a head full of thoughts

making a dnd campaign and the whole objective is to make it through the costco parking lot before thanksgiving

i love buldak ramen and the way it makes me suffer for the flavor

extremely cerealpilled

on break at work looking at pictures of my cat because i miss him

reintroducing the cats so peanut has to be stuck in gay baby jail until he can get a grip on his territory

feeling dollabillical

ZOFRAN my B E L O V E D

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

okay so we're skeeting. okay. ok

BYYYYEEEEEEE LMFAOOOOOOO

no im not doing that

save me ginger beer

wife swap more like wifes wap

what are post here called. blues. bleets. bleat ? we're goats now

arcane

it's not a junk drawer unless you are always wrestling with that one thing inside it to close it

i wish more of my friends were on here

when the geek bar starts tasting like the end of the world

twink peas

bought kneepads for work and i'm angry at how garbage they are

wow hello i haven't used this since my drinking days LOL

hey

every short king needs a short king

clitter

that's a babie