New ethical dilemma: is it better to drown in "meticulous despair" or a sea of bullshit science?
IMO, despair is easier to swallow than shit. π
@nicholascoles.bsky.social
Assistant Professor at the University of Florida Big Team Science | Computational and Quantitative Methods | Emotion
New ethical dilemma: is it better to drown in "meticulous despair" or a sea of bullshit science?
IMO, despair is easier to swallow than shit. π
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GenZ version of dplyr in R
Hadley Wickham made a GenZ version of dplyr π
hadley.github.io/genzplyr/
people are actually very susceptible to just-so stories about human origins because listening to bullshit helped us survive on the savanna
18.11.2025 01:48 β π 213 π 51 π¬ 4 π 1Why did my brain automatically read that quote in @lakens.bsky.socialβs voice π
13.11.2025 22:28 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I hate demand characteristics, but many other pre-registered experiments *have* found the effect.
We discuss in this meta:
online.ucpress.edu/collabra/art...
Abstract of paper
Figure 1!
What do kids choose to do when they think that someone will help them? What about when no one will help?
New paper: "Young children strategically adapt to unreliable social partners" - led by Kat Shannon, with @hyogweon.bsky.social and Willem Frankenhuis.
osf.io/preprints/ps...
Sociological research on emotion labor was supposed to be a warning, not a how-to.
08.11.2025 17:01 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0How did Black families travel during the Jim Crow era? Learn the history, explore the data and contribute. Start local: search your city on the Community Map, and add your story to this living history.
greenbookproject.org.ohio-state.edu #GreenBookProject #CommunityMap #EconSky
Florida's governor is telling public universities to stop hiring anyone on a H-1B visa. Expect other red states to follow suit.
29.10.2025 23:06 β π 107 π 67 π¬ 33 π 63Thank you for sharing. Beautiful
06.10.2025 15:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
05.10.2025 09:08 β π 38266 π 17084 π¬ 822 π 2410My theory is that the cats understand the technology and are trying to export it to humans.
Their requests for food at 3 AM? Just a test to see if you still remember things. One day, you won't. And the food bowls will finally be infinitely full.
Our full 2025 program and schedule are now up on our website! We've got so many great presentations lined up, you won't want to miss it!
bigteamscienceconference.github.io/program/
I didn't know, but HAPPY Birthday!
28.09.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You best get out of my way in the gym when you see me dosing 200mg of β¨sparkling peachβ¨ caffeine
27.09.2025 01:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh wow I didn't know that. Thanks for educating!
24.09.2025 04:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"duckweed-infested swamp hole" is what I will yell for now on when I'm mad at UF lol
16.09.2025 14:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Summary of design and results from our three studies. (A: Design) Each study used a similar experimental design, measuring both positive and negative demand in an online experiment, with three commonly-used task types (dictator game, vignette, intervention). Our experiments had ns β 250 per cell. (B: Results) Observed demand effects were statistically indistinguishable from zero. The plot shows means and 95% confidence intervals for standardized mean differences derived from frequentist analyses of each experiment and an inverse variance-weighted fixed-effect estimator pooling all experiments (solid bars). Prior measurements of experimenter demand from a previous dictator game experiment (de Quidt et al., 2018; standardized mean difference from regression coefficient) and a meta-analysis primarily including small-sample, in-person studies (Coles et al., 2025; Hedgeβs g statistic) are also shown for comparison (striped bars). The main text includes Bayesian analyses that quantify our uncertainty.
We often hear from reviewers: "what about demand effects?" So we developed a method to eliminate them. Something weird happened during testing: We couldnβt detect demand effects in the first place! (1/8)
15.09.2025 17:18 β π 86 π 40 π¬ 3 π 6We've updated a paper on the 3-year, $1000/month U.S. guaranteed income study.
New results, in 3 figures: π§΅
1) Subjective well-being significantly improved in the treatment group in year 1, but there were no significant differences between the treatment & control group after that. 1/
This evergreen post is my go to.
28.08.2025 12:06 β π 38 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Anything that makes future Associate Professor Erin Westgate happy has my vote π
28.08.2025 07:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dayum
28.08.2025 07:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do societies reliably develop strikingly similar traditions like dance songs, hero stories, shamanism & justice institutions?
In a new BBS target article, I propose a theory for such "super-attractors" + cultural evolution more broadly. Now open for commentary: www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
The full program for the PMGS Meta Research Symposium 2025 is online: docs.google.com/document/d/1... If you are interested in causal inference, systematic review, hypothesis testing, and preregistration, join is October 17th in Eindhoven! Attendance is free!
20.08.2025 14:34 β π 21 π 13 π¬ 0 π 3Our department is seeking applicants for an Assistant Professor position with a focus on affective science. Please apply and/or pass this along to anyone who might be interested! facultypositions.stanford.edu/en-us/job/49...
20.08.2025 05:43 β π 56 π 44 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks!
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