Amanda

Art.

It’s literally a song about a fucking car my guy

Just remember, in these wild times where it feels like an executive order drops every 20 minutes, these are old dudes who need naps, golf breaks, or to time their boner pills before meeting their mistress. This frenzy will slow down—probably right after their afternoon siesta. No stamina.

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all

BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

When you don’t know if you need more coffee or ibuprofen so you wash one down with the other and let the best man win.

I prep for the holidays the same way I prep for a hurricane.

*Gas tank filled? Check.

*Enough food & water for me and the pets? (and liquor for me) Check.

*All essential items purchased? Check.

*Making sure I don't have to leave the house until this is over and the roads are clear?

Priceless.

a fluffy gray cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera . ALT: a fluffy gray cat is sitting on a wooden table looking at the camera .

Le tired

Every multi-cat household has one of each. I’m convinced.

My day:
• oops we woke up late
• oww, my ear (the kid)
• shuffle my workday around to take the kid to the dr. (ear infection)
• work, work, work
• post about PTO fundraiser
• take a break to do word puzzles and solitaire
• log in to work more after dinner to make up hours

'tis the season

I’m not shocked, but the Fleetwood Mac sneak in is entertaining. 😆

lolz

She’s too famous to not know!

I have no idea what I'm doing but at least Elon has no power here.