yes i am crying!

(by plumesofficiel)

Heinrich Basedow, Owl In The Forest (oil and tempera on canvas, 1954)

I 💕 💙 🐕 🐶

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!

a small, wrinkly basset hound puppy with droopy eyes sits on a collection of fuzzy blankets. his brown ears are each the length of his body, one hanging on the right side of his head, the other delicately in his mouth as he chews on the corner of it. this is a game changer.

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #3,195,026, fulsomelyappointed.bsky.social ‪@fulsomelyappointed.bsky.social‬, joined on Feb 6, 2024"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,195,026!

Deng Ming-Dao, Day 218 "Ownership"

Taoists go HARD.

Strike, by Sue Coe, 1980, 📸 by @bcburgers

pecans, painted by ellen isham schutt

pecans, painted by ellen isham schutt

An exhausted but triumphant Jasmin Paris sits on the ground under the yellow gate pole marking the race finish. She’s wearing an orange shirt, shredded black leggings, a camelbak, and a lot of mud.

The first woman ever finished the Barkley Marathon this morning - Jasmin Paris!

The Barkley Marathons is a 100-mile, 60-hour off-trail ultramarathon at Frozen Head State Park - in addition to the 100-miles, Frozen Head’s terrain is a stone bitch: muddy, rocky, and very vertical. This is amazing.

DOOF TRAM…

phood fotogrophy #yum

Morning reminder that I am watching your timelines, precious hoo-mans. 🪶

A CDC twitter post from May 4th, 2018. It invites users to find the tick larvae on the poppyseed muffin.

If someone at the CDC offers you a muffin, SAY NO.

Urban Planning Godzilla terrorizes a city while thinking to himself "for Godzilla, All cities are walkable"

if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u

A Roman glass bowl made of vivid blue glass with white spiral patterns as extra decoration. It was made about 2000 years ago, probably in Italy 🏺AncientBlueSky

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Charlie Brown asks "hey Linus, Where is your security blanket?" Linus says "oh, I don't need it anymore Charlie Brown, not since I started vaping." Linus takes a deep inhale of his vape and blows it in Charlie Brown's face who goes AAUGH!