Miss Ella Norah Smith-Jones

I really really hope he has a heart condition. A severe one. It seems unlikely - he’d have to have a heart - but nonetheless. Make it so, universe.

Unpopular opinion: Rhubarb season doesn’t end until first frost. Fight me.

Yes, he is a good Murderbot. But he is not the murderbot of my headcanon.

So tired. Just finished one paper for school, on to coding for work. I feel lined with lead, my body is so heavy and sluggish. I slept plenty! Why must I feel like this on a weekend and when the weather is actually pleasant?! Unfair.

It so would! Also I would rather they had cast the Sanctuary Moon cyborg as Murderbot.

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“I never expected all these leopards to eat my country’s face,” said Sen. Mitch McConnell, who bred and trained face-eating leopards for decades.

Salad, like, good posh salad with vegetables and nuts and no meat
Bread, like good crusty bread
A really excellent mild cheese
Coconut LaCroix
Athletic Brewing Run IPA
Whole milk
Cold brewed coffee
Two different types of fresh (not packaged) chocolate dessert, one soft one chewy

I…had children this century. And then streaming came along. What is album? Does not compute.

I guess. I am not good at eating down the freezer. But I need to get better, because I loathe wasting food. Thank goodness for my human garbage pail child….

We smashed the patriarchy. Unsurprisingly, it was full of play money and Dum Dums.

Maybe you have salad advice for me. I like a lot of things in one salad. But this makes it very hard to make small salads. I just made a farro/kidney bean/roasted vegetable/pepita salad and I have enough to last me for … longer than I will want to eat it. What should I do!?

Hahaha oh wow

“Oh my God. Have you told your family? What did your mom say?”

YES OBVIOUSLY

Also, the piñatas are finally stuffed and sealed. One more day to make them diabolically impregnable and then PAINTING and then SMASHING!

Random dude I gave a plant to after I saw him admiring my garden dropped off a card with the pot, this was inside. MY BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT RADIATES, GUYS. 🤘

Oh man, I saw a great raccoon one this morning, I’ll see if I can locate it again.

WAIT. Guys, if my phone can vibrate…is there an app or anything that can make it PURR?!

You look great!

feels like the writer has known several cats

Rhubarb simple syrup makes good gifts, uses lots of rhubarb, and is easy to make

You can faint on my couch whenever!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Right now I have acquired a hodgepodge of things with no real home yet. I think I may put it in the front room for now as a reading couch but eventually (obvs) is for watching TV

Look at the fucking ridonkulousness. So primo. I’m having anticipatory vapors.

I bought a fainting couch today. It will go with literally nothing else I own but HOW COULD I NOT?!

Deborah Harkness, A Discovery of Witches trilogy. I forgive her the chiseled possessive vampire for the time travel and political intrigue…

TRUE DAT, MR. FRODO

I liked Lady Eve! I don’t think I know Rowland….will check it out. Finally reading the Maas books and the Harkness trilogy, which are nicely paced (though the Maas is not quite my thing).

It’s on the list! I am 14th in line with 3 copies in use …. you know how it goes.