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Miss Ella Norah Smith-Jones

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69 Followers  |  37 Following  |  180 Posts  |  Joined: 16.08.2023  |  2.397

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I really really hope he has a heart condition. A severe one. It seems unlikely - he’d have to have a heart - but nonetheless. Make it so, universe.

01.09.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unpopular opinion: Rhubarb season doesn’t end until first frost. Fight me.

23.07.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, he is a good Murderbot. But he is not the murderbot of my headcanon.

20.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So tired. Just finished one paper for school, on to coding for work. I feel lined with lead, my body is so heavy and sluggish. I slept plenty! Why must I feel like this on a weekend and when the weather is actually pleasant?! Unfair.

20.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It so would! Also I would rather they had cast the Sanctuary Moon cyborg as Murderbot.

17.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PERFECT no notes

17.07.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI never expected all these leopards to eat my country’s face,” said Sen. Mitch McConnell, who bred and trained face-eating leopards for decades.

16.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salad, like, good posh salad with vegetables and nuts and no meat
Bread, like good crusty bread
A really excellent mild cheese
Coconut LaCroix
Athletic Brewing Run IPA
Whole milk
Cold brewed coffee
Two different types of fresh (not packaged) chocolate dessert, one soft one chewy

10.07.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I…had children this century. And then streaming came along. What is album? Does not compute.

10.07.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess. I am not good at eating down the freezer. But I need to get better, because I loathe wasting food. Thank goodness for my human garbage pail child….

08.07.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We smashed the patriarchy. Unsurprisingly, it was full of play money and Dum Dums.

08.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you have salad advice for me. I like a lot of things in one salad. But this makes it very hard to make small salads. I just made a farro/kidney bean/roasted vegetable/pepita salad and I have enough to last me for … longer than I will want to eat it. What should I do!?

07.07.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha oh wow

07.07.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh my God. Have you told your family? What did your mom say?”

06.07.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES OBVIOUSLY

06.07.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also, the piΓ±atas are finally stuffed and sealed. One more day to make them diabolically impregnable and then PAINTING and then SMASHING!

27.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Random dude I gave a plant to after I saw him admiring my garden dropped off a card with the pot, this was inside. MY BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT RADIATES, GUYS. 🀘

27.06.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I saw a great raccoon one this morning, I’ll see if I can locate it again.

26.06.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WAIT. Guys, if my phone can vibrate…is there an app or anything that can make it PURR?!

26.06.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You look great!

19.06.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

feels like the writer has known several cats

27.05.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rhubarb simple syrup makes good gifts, uses lots of rhubarb, and is easy to make

30.05.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can faint on my couch whenever!

16.05.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― Right now I have acquired a hodgepodge of things with no real home yet. I think I may put it in the front room for now as a reading couch but eventually (obvs) is for watching TV

16.05.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at the fucking ridonkulousness. So primo. I’m having anticipatory vapors.

15.05.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bought a fainting couch today. It will go with literally nothing else I own but HOW COULD I NOT?!

15.05.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Deborah Harkness, A Discovery of Witches trilogy. I forgive her the chiseled possessive vampire for the time travel and political intrigue…

15.05.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUE DAT, MR. FRODO

06.05.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I liked Lady Eve! I don’t think I know Rowland….will check it out. Finally reading the Maas books and the Harkness trilogy, which are nicely paced (though the Maas is not quite my thing).

06.05.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s on the list! I am 14th in line with 3 copies in use …. you know how it goes.

06.05.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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