John Wayne Kaycee

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Counselor, if you’re going to indulge in a parade of horribles in my courtroom, just be aware that Curtis Sliwa is going to appear and he will march in it.

INT. Smoke filled bar on Queens Boulevard - Day

Mamdani: All you have to do is drop out and endorse me. You'll be made grand marshall of every parade in the city.

SLIWA pauses, for the first time in his life feeling the temptation. Then...

Sliwa: YOU WOULD FORESAKE THE MAYORS MOST SACRED DUTY?!

So I'm named for a town in Wyoming and have joked about running for mayor. My brother in law made me a shirt for Christmas that said "Kaycee for Kaycee Wyoming"

Anyway in 2021 I met Curtis Sliwa while I was doing a recruitment campaign and I am so happy that was the shirt I was wearing that day.

My friend referred to it as a graph, the X axis is "Love/Hate NYC" and the Y Axis is "Not Crazy/Is Crazy"

Sliwa was the Loves NYC, is Crazy quadrant

If anyone ever asks me if I voted for a Republican in my life tje answer has become "No but I wish I voted for Curtis Sliwa in 2021" and I'm not even sure I'm joking

Zohran Mamdani is good at this

It’s hard to explain this but Sliwa is a bad leader and a terrible individual—in many ways a harbinger of the violent indecency that plagues America—and yet great at being a New Yorker.

If the cats met Zohran they’d like him and loathe Cuomo and it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s how Sliwa thinks

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sometimes your friend sends a tweet and you have no choice but to crosspost

I used to work at a Bodyshop in Brooklyn, and we'd have weeks where that was *the* problem people would come in with

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

Depending on if you count Beatles their 12th is gonna be Abbey Road or Let it Be, so one of those is a great answer, and the other one is also an answer

I started digging through 60s guys with deep discographies to say something like "Ray Davies would like a word" and... nah Let it Bleed might be the answer

Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko

I know rightwingers are pissed that he’s playing the super bowl but the fact that he speaks Spanish seems like a weird reason?

The Doll gets me because I'm certain that it was improvised. Everything else is him finding something, but there's nothing on the doll. I'm sure they forgot to reset the prop and he didn't want to ruin the take so he adlibbed to get the drugs in there.

And thus he improvised planting evidence

I grew up in Plattsburgh NY so we need to keep the spirit of the War of 1812 alive

[Uninformed but well read person at Lynyrd Skynyrd show]

"Play Treebeard!"

I work in Glendale, like not Zohran territory at all, and on my commute I see 3 Sliwa signs and no Cuomo. I genuinely don't know what they look like!

I know I don't live in a neighborhood he's contesting but I assumed I'd seee one (1) yardsign by now

As someone who worked at a Nexstar station, this would be a 5 alarm all hands on deck fire for even one account

Governor of CA

iirc neither Hochul or Jeffries endorsed Adams until October. The actual timing of this endorsement isn't absurd, it's how they respond every single time it's brought up.

Other than that I think I just assumed they had a public squabble in like 1992 and never got over it.

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

...it's in screenplay format

It’s funny how phones have made clock towers obsolete. Like now I can just google images of clock towers whenever I want