Aetherdrift Draft League on MTGO are 120 Play Points! Do you know what else is 120 Play Points? Do you know what else is 120 Play Points?

The codes @daybreakgames.bsky.social have kindly given me to give away! Retweet this post, and I will pick 5 winners and DM you a prize code tomorrow

GOOD LUCK!

This is something that's always bothered me about the Müller-Lyer illusion. Like how do you judge where the "end" of the line is

a simple spell against fascists

you trace a circle on your palm to envision strength, elegance, the universe, and emptiness

close your fingers tight around it to embrace the things you love

rapidly accelerate the tightly closed hand towards the face of the fascist bothering you

A push headline reading "is it worth playing Outer Wilds in 2025?" Under a picture of the inside of your space craft on that game.

Is it worth seeing the Sistine Chapel in 2025?

Just finished rimming 40 lads and lasses, ahead of a Warhammer event tomorrow

Oddly therapeutic.

Forcibly removed from the bowling alley for throwing overhand again

I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE.

🧵

That three second false sense of security between pbssst and pbFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, when opening a carbonated beverage bottle.

How am I supposed to work under these material conditions (having recently purchased Balatro)

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*

she goblin on my nabob till I squee

Some bodies are temples. Others are cabinets of curiosities.

its so fucked up that the word "circle" doesnt have an "o" in it

I miss her.

As long as everything is tagged and labeled right, post it! People are here following you to see your stuff, I doubt that more of it could be a bad thing.

Colin Jost after the SNL audience woo'ed for Luigi Mangione: "Yeah, definitely woo. You're wooing for justice, right?"

Happy Chrismin, have a Pokémon themed 12 Days

Pinging @catacalypto.bsky.social

Around the opened fire
straight up roarsting them

And by “them” haha well…
let’s justr say. My chesnits

It's 2025. Moms across America are franticly Googling "what is Polio?" & an 'AI' is telling them that they should let their kids catch it as it's more dangerous to contract it as an adult.

I think probably the funniest thing they could do with Nightreign would be to bring back the Bed of Chaos.

I worked for two hours today and now my brain is soft and dizzy. :(

#SpaceShipping: "Door" - Orange cat behavior
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Omg I just realized I can burn this candle at both its ends I think this solves my problem

Completely turned around a game running a Boros Moon deck in australian highlander. He's a VERY good boy