Bachman

Petrol Justice Warrior

It was 2008, Grandma, do you remember? The Jayhawks, they won, Grandma! You have to remember!

Yes. A classic Lance loss felt a lot more likely, but we got a Lance win!

Holy shit it was electric

RIP EM UP, TEAR EM UP, LET’S GO SHOX

"Babe, I'm already drunk. What am I supposed to do, put the fireworks away?" -Kansas City

I wanna see a triple-double from KJ to shut everyone up.

Announcers, please delete "Dajuan Harris was gonna go to Missouri State" from your sheet of interesting facts. #kubball

well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me

I've had time to calm down about the KU game. It's kind of an anomaly to lose a game that way, so maybe everything's fine. Idk, a lot of things are clicking that weren't before.

The way the Iowa State crowd is outraged at ANY foul called against them… just a magnificent, unrelenting performance

Jayhawks are clearly gonna win the natty if you just woke up from a 30-month coma.

if this ever happens to you, the best thing to do is to reply-all with "please do not send any more emails" so that everyone knows not to send them. in order to make sure everyone sees this message you may need to re-send it every three to five minutes

Flory Bidunga is better TV than Hunter Dickinson.

This is the most heartwarming way we're losing our democracy. Everybody else is out here folding to Trump out of cowardice, but Fani and Nathan said yes to love, you guys!

How important do you have to be to get Christmas steaks from business? I'm important enough for macarons this year.

Are the cheerleaders wearing Darrell Arthur jerseys?

"Hey Boss, can't come in tomorrow. I saw footage of my dad in the 90s, so I gotta look in the mirror for most of the day."

Looks lost.

Zach Clemence's heat check was dribbling a little bit.

Well as much as I appreciate psychoanalysis from SarcastYc Coug, I'd say it's birther conspiracy, tax cuts, nativism, Court, obstruction, Ukraine, climate, 1/6... I got my reasons. I just genuinely don't get why we're even talking. You wanted to brag about your business to a random Democrat?

So you think your guy is pretty good, and my guy is especially bad. That's the nuanced stance you wanted to fight on the internet about?

If you see no impactful wrongdoing in Trump's administration or business, we probably don't have the common ground to talk productively. As ugly as everything has gotten, I think keeping your son out of jail is pretty mild.

KU Stat of the Day:

Currently no player is averaging 29 or more minutes per game for Kansas, which would be the first time that’s occurred for Bill Self since 2010-2011 when Tyrel Reed led the team with 28.7 mpg

If you and I could make a deal and put both Hunter and Trump in jail, I'd sign on. Sounds like you agree both are guilty?

Is this a place where I can celebrate the Hunter Biden pardon? I want him to hold a press conference with a "Fire Me" banner, aviators on indoors, beer or ice cream in hand, dealer's choice. Hunter's dealer's choice.