Chris Nelson

Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks

Release the masturbation cut, Penguin Random House!

The “TS Eliot is nice to a child” domino that inevitably leads to the “Digital removal of human-cat buttholes” domino, and @willaverill.bsky.social is a cabbage apologist!

That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

That target ad where Santa’s helping a lady with her list, except for when he briefly runs out to stop a car getting towed. We all agree the reason we don’t see back outside when he returns is cause Santa just murdered a tow truck driver and likely a cop, right?

No time to joust, Doctor Jones.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this paywall!

See that red X off the Pacific coast of Colombia? That’s where the US military recently blew up a boat, thousands of miles from the United States. There’s virtually no chance the boat was smuggling drugs into America, if it was even carrying drugs at all.

So either the police are wrong or the reporting is wrong from Denver Gazette and TMZ. The glasses kid is the kid in the mugshot alleged to have tripped the man and he could not have tripped the man because he’s seen on video running away when he tripped.

im fine with nazi tattoos being disqualifying. im just not really afraid of losing any worthwhile babies with that bathwater

it's dizzying to me that stories like this -- a corrupt grift built on democracy-wrecking lies that culminated in a coup attempt -- barely breakthrough anymore. they're just daily background noise now.

For real, The Chair Company should win a Nobel Peace Prize

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Episode 520: The Micropenis of the Orchestral Set! @willaverill.bsky.social's mother was a cello & his father a French horn, @robonelson.bsky.social would choose the oboe at knifepoint, old-timey music lawyer vs jungle lawyer, & humping a keyboard, as above so below!
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Day After the Waste Land | T.S. Eliot meets Lawrence Kansas Reimagine T.S. Eliot's epic poem The Waste Land in modern Lawrence, Kansas, with this amazing new poetic sketchbook by Will Averill, with drawings by Kent Smith. This book about Lawrence, Kansas will ...

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Robot samurai warrior poets are a beautiful dream, much more promising than the dystopian propaganda encompassed in the Terminator franchise, such as it is. Also, Mr. FBI, @willaverill.bsky.social and I gave you all the clues!

You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state

Picture here is from 1992. LA riots. Ive seen this called bad news judgment. In any real journalism outfit this is more like a firing offense. I basically say such things. Beyond belief.

they just slapped a surgeons general warning on RFK like he’s a pack of cigarettes

Senator Jim Banks V @SenatorBanks Follow g.. The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states. It included illegal immigrants and handed Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it. Zinited Statcs SScnate MASHNORON DEYNN October 6, 2025 an. Thow arewutn Socretary U.S. Department of Commerce Washington, DXC 20230 Dear Secretary Lutaick: I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral xx conwuu tmora uy, toc taroro tu mot đoo tnn Cunu lc pung t imber of votine districts. And the reoorts de aniovety inchaded ilecnl nhens widhout track those aliens' citiz enship status, If left uncorrected, these erroes will coetinue diluting the political power of American citizens. Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, »hich the The it eiy of tie soaren alie n tor dur at ce hor inc ae oam toy ee n nght wilbout statsica ly signilicant ciroo. Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the larg…

“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time

ICE will reportedly hire contractors to surveil social media platforms 24/7 to target people for deportations.

The information would then be funneled into an existing ICE database built by Palantir (founded by Trump ally Peter Thiel).

"The party of small government,” folks.

Draw on your own experience:

Is there any situation you've ever been part of, with you or anyone else in the hot seat, in which a person who does NOT have something to hide, reacts the way Bondi does?

I've been on trial juries that concluded "we can't trust that witness," after evasions like this

lol it’s this guy

Day After the Waste Land | T.S. Eliot meets Lawrence Kansas Reimagine T.S. Eliot's epic poem The Waste Land in modern Lawrence, Kansas, with this amazing new poetic sketchbook by Will Averill, with drawings by Kent Smith. This book about Lawrence, Kansas will ...

Will’s book is coming soon! Go to lfkwasteland.com for event info, purchase details, extras, and more!

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Episode 518: That’s Fruit Leather, Baby! @robonelson.bsky.social wants you to get on your bikes and ride, @willaverill.bsky.social got honey-potted by a grammar prostitute, scientists are both baffled and afraid, less-fewer blindness, and taxidermy vs animatronics!
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Hey hey! @willaverill.bsky.social’s book is coming out! Tuesday 11/4 pre-release party at Maceli’s! Tuesday 11/11 VIP Q&A book release at The Raven! Go to www.lfkwasteland.com for info!

Germany’s not exactly batting 1.000 on great ideas, and @willaverill.bsky.social & I are stuck in the past and we don’t know what we’re doing!

The fact the top answer isn’t “Yes you can” should be a federal fucking crime

The effect of 9/11 on the expository tour guide industry, and don’t hassle @willaverill.bsky.social with your ideas, Wal-Mart!