Derek L.

A guy mowing his lawn. The lawnmower is covered in forest creatures. There's a raccoon, a fox, a skunk, a rabbit, a squirrel, and a hedgehog. The text reads: Woodland creatures may be your friends, but they should never be your passengers. Keep kids and dancing critters of your mower.

Send this to someone who is mowing the lawn this weekend.

03.05.2025 11:56 — 👍 543    🔁 67    💬 17    📌 12

It's a shame they retconned the entire story out of Ace Combat 3 for the western market because it was too expensive to translate

11.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my man cave. It’s where I bro out and chillax doing dude stuff
(I open the door revealing an unfinished concrete basement containing nothing but dozens of empty KFC buckets)

25.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 105    🔁 8    💬 7    📌 0

I wish they'd stop graphics-maxxing and pumping out copypaste hero shooters or battle royale with in game purchases that will just be shut down in a few months..... And start working on single player experiences. Too bad that modern gaming is just made to be rugpulls and skin trading economies.

11.01.2025 10:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"An experimental snow blower has escaped from a warehouse."

"Escaped? You mean it was stolen."

"No. Escaped."

[Plays a grainy security video of security guards being attacked by a snow blower with a shark head. Music rises then cuts abruptly.]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

02.01.2025 22:21 — 👍 661    🔁 73    💬 13    📌 5