U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

The Consumer Product Safety Commission would not be established until 1972.

A house that looks like a giant smoke alarm on an otherwise normal street. The text reads: They finally did it! Your dream home made entirely out of a smoke alarm. You can't live inside a smoke alarm, but you can make sure there are working ones in every bedroom, outside sleeping areas, and on every level of your (normal) home. Check to make sure your smoke alarm isn't expired.

Home sweet home

You've specified neither size nor quality. Prepare your wallet.

Do you keep these monorail pics at the ready or did you just find them now?

The Consumer Product Safety Commission would not be established until 1972.

Always anchor your furniture to the wall to prevent tip-overs!

Who is the Official Ladder Spotter, Sickos Committee. That's what we want to know.

A guy standing on a ladder in his front yard. He is holding a cup of coffee and waving to a passing neighbor. A tree in the front yard is standing next to the man and also drinking a cup of coffee. The cup says Handsome Ron lives here. The text reads: What you do on a ladder in the summer. That’s none of our business! We’re not here to tell you where to drink your coffee. We’re here to tell you to set your ladder up on a firm, flat surface and to make sure you have a spotter.

You drink coffee with a tree?

Hope it wasn't too bad! The arts and PPE go hand in hand.

We thought, "Let's get fancy. Let's make this one look like a comic book." Five or nine YouTube tutorials and three failed attempts later we thought, "OK, what if we just did what we usually do, but put a grunge layer over it," and sometimes the simple solution is the best solution, friends.

Every time we try to do an art it makes us appreciate artists more.

Wait until we finally get around to those long-delayed wood carvings.

"Never need a home flashlight again!"

See that. That's marketing.

They're raising sustainability questions, and they have every right to do so.

Builders these days... tsk.

Every time we try to do an art it makes us appreciate artists more.

We thought, "Let's get fancy. Let's make this one look like a comic book." Five or nine YouTube tutorials and three failed attempts later we thought, "OK, what if we just did what we usually do, but put a grunge layer over it," and sometimes the simple solution is the best solution, friends.

A house that looks like a giant smoke alarm on an otherwise normal street. The text reads: They finally did it! Your dream home made entirely out of a smoke alarm. You can't live inside a smoke alarm, but you can make sure there are working ones in every bedroom, outside sleeping areas, and on every level of your (normal) home. Check to make sure your smoke alarm isn't expired.

Home sweet home

Recalled KidKraft Farm to Table Play Kitchen.

#RECALL: Backyard Kids Recalls KidKraft Farm to Table Play Kitchens Due to Strangulation Hazard; One Death Reported. Get free replacement hooks. CONTACT: 800-882-0234 or www.kidkraft.com/pages/recall. Full recall notice: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...

Recalled Cosco 2-step kitchen stepper.

#RECALL: Dorell recalls about 302,000 Cosco 2-Step Kitchen Steppers. The safety bar can detach or break while in use, posing serious fall & injury hazards. Get repair. Full recall notice: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2025...

[inadvertently becomes Bluesky's premiere collector of gentle flute songs]

Boss: How did this happen?

Me: Well, Ma'am, you see... the recall emails... and... have you ever heard of Jean Pierre Rampal?

[inadvertently becomes Bluesky's premiere collector of gentle flute songs]

Boss: How did this happen?

Me: Well, Ma'am, you see... the recall emails... and... have you ever heard of Jean Pierre Rampal?

It's entirely possible we've received over 100 submissions of gentle flute songs and we're not certain but that has to be some kind of Bluesky record.

The idea is to fill Bluesky with gentle flute songs.

John, do we have a thread for you, sir.

The idea is to fill Bluesky with gentle flute songs.

Everyone on Bluesky is telling us their favorite gentle flute songs. Wake up the right way with gentle flute.

CPSC urges consumers to immediately remove the battery from the gloves and dispose of the battery following local hazardous waste disposal procedures.

The gloves were sold in black and contain a rechargeable lithium-ion battery pack in a zippered pocket at the base of the glove. The gloves are sold with a black carrying case and charger. About 58,700 units were sold on Amazon from September 2019 through the present for between $9 and $140.

The gloves can overheat or develop hotspots during use, posing a burn hazard to consumers. CPSC has received 137 reported overheating incidents, including 119 burn injuries. The manufacturer, Jining Liexing Outdoor Products Co., Ltd., of China has not responded to a request for an acceptable recall.