Ashley🎀💕

Things I say to my dogs multiple times a day:

“Please stop licking her ass”

“That’s not your food”

“You’ve already had a treat”

“It’s just a car, it’s allowed to be on the street”

“I’m not getting that for you” (immediately followed by me retrieving the toy)

“Seriously, stop licking her ass!”

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sometimes i wish i had a tail so i could flick it angrily instead of having to explain myself

TL;DR: A long-haired cat sits before a glowing lamp like an ancient god consulting forbidden light, radiating judgment, patience, and eldritch authority. Details: A dramatic, low-light photograph of Frederick, a large long-haired Maine Coon cat with tufted ears and a thick mane, seated in near darkness. In front of him is a shallow bowl-shaped lamp emitting a warm, golden glow that illuminates his face from below, casting ominous shadows upward. His eyes are half-lidded and reflective, fixed forward with an expression that reads as ancient, unimpressed, and all-knowing. Wisps of fur catch the light along his cheeks and chest, enhancing the sense of depth and texture. The background is almost entirely black, giving the impression that Frederick is emerging from void or shadow rather than a room. The composition evokes an occult ritual or oracle scene, as if the cat is consulting a sacred flame or channeling cosmic knowledge. The overall mood is eldritch and reverent, with Frederick positioned as a timeless, powerful being calmly judging the universe—and whoever is behind the camera.

Why did I stumble upon Frederick laying here looking like he’s summoning an Eldritch horror?

Misss the summer ughh☹️

So prettyyy omg😍😍

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Watercolour painting of a cat called Barney! #cats #kittens #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #painting #watercolours

#sadstillcuteidk

I’m doing great

6!??

Justice for Rosalind Franklin.

That was brutal I’d cry so hard 😞

Their Ego Wasted all those years I fear

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girlll😭😍

mug of a showgirl 👅

Eeeeveryyything musty chhhanggee😭😭

Listen to more Nina Simone.

last 4 or wtv
#lastfourwatched
#letterboxdfriday
#filmsky

To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that

This ate

just looked pretty

Ur loss idk

18

If women ran the world there would be a lot less war but a lot more countries not speaking to each other.

Please, let women run the world. Men have done a first class job of fucking things up. Seriously.

Pam Bondi is a traitor. Hate that lady

Was brauchen wir?