Devi

Me: why are there so many romance movies on tv right now

Also me: oh shit Valentine’s Day is this weekend

I’ve tried watching anime. I just can’t get into it 😭

Or even at all

Dirty Dancing Havana Nights is based on true events

Cool because I was worried the dancing wasn’t really dirty

mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on

What if I unclenched my jaw for a little bit

The older I get the more I understand why our moms loved romance movies

Nobody puts baby in a corner but I willingly put myself in corners to recharge like an iPhone 4

Dirty dancing is just summer camp for people with unresolved daddy issues

How about dusting and carpet cleaning

You're the D in duh.

This is a banger. Like it.

Don’t tell me to read between the lines when we’re playing tic tac toe. I’m afraid of intimacy.

I want soup for dinner now

Broccoli cheddar is a must. Corn chowder maybe. Cheesy potato soup? Idk lol

Beer flight? childish

Margarita flight? predictable

Soup flight? fuck me up fam

I need more green and cream accent pieces

Now I want to go thrifting

He holds the key to my heart*

*chasity belt

ask not for whom the pussy poppeths, it poppeths for thee

And the panel of judges is me and my three other personalities

Shit alts in ataris 🏆👑 Congratulations @deviwestside.bsky.social from @raindro.bsky.social who is probably also @deviwestside.bsky.social

Shit alts in ferraris 🏆👑 Congratulations @deviwestside.bsky.social from @angrychango.bsky.social who is probably also @deviwestside.bsky.social

It’s a fact

Well I’ll be damned

He holds the key to my heart*

*chasity belt

ask not for whom the pussy poppeths, it poppeths for thee

ask not for whom the skeet bangs, it bangs for thee

all you have are drinking problems while im over here drinking solutions

*going though trauma*

Brain: you haven’t posted anything today you fuckin loser

Me: thank you, that helps