Devi 🧙‍♀️✨

This is amazing 🤣

Another tattoo would fix me.

Me: *pitching in a sales meeting*

Koko: MEOW MEOW MEEEEOW

Me: that’s my cat telling you that you’ll see value and increased revenue when you opt in to our program

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I already have plans to throw it back in the Applebee’s parking lot

lol okay AI bot

I feel like some of these cities are so random but I am sure there is a method to the madness

This is more like it

Pepper is the same way! I’ve raised spoiled fur babies 😂

She’s actually laying in my lap right now which is shocking

You’re like cotton candy, made of sugar and will melt in the rain

I’ve learned everything I know from her (despite her being 6 and me being in sales for 10 years)

She already expects me to pay for her lavish lifestyle and now wants a cut of the commission? Unbelievable

I am looking at getting two tickets. Not sure which show but I definitely want to gon

Sometimes it takes time to process. I am an emotionally avoidant and will push off processing if I am feeling too many feelings

Take the time you need 🫂

Me: *pitching in a sales meeting*

Koko: MEOW MEOW MEEEEOW

Me: that’s my cat telling you that you’ll see value and increased revenue when you opt in to our program

Ties That Bind (feat. Courtney LaPlante of Spiritbox)

I see Spiritbox, I press play. I'm a simple gal.

OKAY BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WE WERE GOING TO BECOME FRIENDS AND YOU SHOULD HAVE MOVED HERE

It’s only annoying that you are SO FAR AWAY

Have you tried just not being blind

Results may vary 😂

what if instead of being responsible i laid in bed all day 😈

The Kendrick lyric I identify most with:

I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck
I don't give a, I don't give a, I don't give a fuck

BMTH?

Jesus Christ this made me cackle 💀🤣😂

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I already have plans to throw it back in the Applebee’s parking lot

if you’re in my head long enough, I’ll give you head. it’s just common courtesy

This literally made me lol 🏆

Ernest grab a bucket and a mop for that wet ass pussy

This is acceptable