Devi

Orville Redenbacher rolled over in his grave

Yeah and it’s my own fault, can’t blame TCP

I’m fluent in pattern recognition.

This 3-day work week is really three work weeks in a trench coat

I had to throw all of it away because of the glass shards and now I feel wasteful

It really popped my kernel

A photo of a glass jar that held popcorn kernels broken on a tan colored counter

Anyway, how’s your Monday

Some of y’all have never hyperfixated on something for 3 weeks straight and it shows

Other than her podcast

She says “meow”

It’s a purrrrfectly crafted email

She answers all of her emails. She’s super serious

She said “of course you like my email because I made it”

A photo of Deviwestside’s American shorthaired tuxedo cat, true crime podcast

This is who sent you an email today

A photo of Deviwestside’s American shorthaired tuxedo cat, true crime podcast

This is who sent you an email today

I have ADHD so I hyper fixate 🤣

Basically

You too Coach! 🫶🏻🖤

a man wearing a black nike shirt is screaming in front of a crowd of people Alt: Seth Rollins walking through the crowd at a WWE event

More like fire lol

Thank you. These sales demos are going to be the death of me

I hope y'all are prepared for some banger skeets today (probably not from me but I bet someone is gonna bring that fire)

I am this close 👌🏻 to pulling a Seth Rollins and burning it down

overwhelmed. happy monday.

you never responded

please advise

What’s the vibe girlie pop?

🫶🏻❤️

Do you really like a song if you don’t listen to it on repeat for 30 minutes?

Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"

Sober me: "Where are my pants?"

saying grace before eating pussy