Devi

Headed For A Heartbreak by Winger

Wow. You nailed it

When I have food my dog looks at me the way rom com men look at women while soft indie music plays

I had steak and sweet potatoes!

It worked

I gagged thinking about both

Probably what piercings smell like

I ordered $30 worth of Nothing Bundt cakes and I will probably eat all of them tonight 😂

I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs but mostly my own bad decisions

An episode of Fear Factor but it’s me trying to build legos with long nails

Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.

In case you're like oh it's cool I'll upload my government ID

Happy Valentine’s Day or whatever

i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode

@raindro.bsky.social

I’ll talk to my girl!

YO THIS IS DOPE HOLY SHIT

With only a slight stench of desperation

I did get a new craft kit today!

*opens my wallet and a moth flies out*

Well, shit. Looks like we need to do something else instead

Popeye wishes I would look like him

And now for my next trick…

Omg thank you 💚 they are a size 32 and I am not a mens 32 so I had to make some adjustments to the waist band

This is the upgraded model

That’s what that weird stain was

Three inches of stomach showing is scandalous

*shoves a lamp in the pocket* see, I said I wouldn’t need a bag

I can’t take credit for it. I found something similar on Pinterest

It was right there the entire time

For all of the trinkets I’ll find when thrifting 🤣

Yes! Morning Glories I believe