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Jason, the Mountain Don't

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"Describe yourself, like right here?" - me

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Trump silenced Kimmel, Kimmel lost Disney a shitton of money, Kimmel returns, Disney ups the price for their streaming to cover lost money, everyone is happy again... Besides the consumers. Fuck this whole situation.

25.09.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go make a game that isn't quirky for the sake of being quirky. Not everything that sticks to the wall after you've thrown the works at it can be considered innovation. Some of it is just boring redundancy. You don't have to rewrite what a video game IS to make an entertaining product.

25.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, it's not. It's counter productive to keep calling every new problem an old one. It's similar, no doubt, but not everything is a direct 1:1 to something in the past. Modern problems call for modern solutions. Let the past be the past, while learning from it of course.

25.09.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has no redeeming qualities other than being joke fodder. None whatsoever.

23.09.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta do laundry. I can't be raptured in this outfit.

23.09.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Millie admiring Millie.
#bunny #rabbit

23.09.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm geeked.

04.08.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm wondering what Yosemite Sam in a Native American head dress has to do with thousands of gallons of semen, rather than why it exists in the first place.

04.08.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And when it failed, blame the Democrats.

04.08.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Huh? Wassat?" -Albert
#bunny #rabbit

04.08.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Give me the food now, food man..." - Millie

#bunny #rabbit

04.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A nap inspired nap, of the perfect conditions.

02.08.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feast mom. She wants to feed you.

02.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!

02.08.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"How did he get an albatross on a par 3?"

02.08.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So what you're saying is most Democrats just need to get a pair of balls already? I'm tired of being a member of such a quiet, doormat of a cowardice party.

02.08.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If my girlfriend ever crosses her eyes and sticks her tongue out during sex, she's out. Locks are changed. Who finds this goofy ass childish expression attractive?

02.08.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Hey." - Albert
#bunny #rabbit

01.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Millie sat still for 0.02 seconds.
#bunny #rabbit

29.07.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Albert's feets and butt. #bunny #rabbit

23.07.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Does your #bunny #rabbit cross their front legs when they stand up like fancy #Millie?

20.07.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Millie looks grumpy and adorable. #bunny #rabbit

16.07.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sweetboy Albert over here breaking hearts #bunny #rabbit

16.07.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We've been gone a while. Here's Millie with a tube. #bunny #rabbit

09.07.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a fucking dork.

31.03.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude looks like Temu Elvis with a dash of White trash Evil Knievel.

31.03.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Albert is one banana long.
#bunny #rabbit

31.03.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you get to hear that one song that sounds like that other song of his.

25.03.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Nom nom nom..." - Millie

#bunny #rabbit

24.03.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Albert didn't want his picture taken, but lamb didn't mind.

#bunny #rabbit

24.03.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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