chidi anna kendrick🤎

Yo I couldn’t get off the Lions/Commanders game FAST ENOUGH when 47’s dementia-ridden ass came on the screen. Guess I’ll watch the Seahawks 🥴

Call from Ashley, 5:22am: “I’m stranded downtown, Herman’s battery is dead.” All I have to say is thank GOD for AAA.

I would like to thank Sam for going to our 10 year high school reunion and giving me the tea afterwards so I didn’t have to go

WHAT

My dad and I love to talk politics. He always wants to hear my thoughts on the dynamics in Washington and how I think the country is shifting. He loves my political commentary. I hope he knows I love his just as much. 😌🩷

Ashley and I have been in bed since 7:00 watching Game 7 and doing word searches together. There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.

Hilarious 🤣

“My body is so tea,” I think to myself as I strut out of the gas station with my sugar free pink redbull and red HDs in hand

Nothing pisses me off more than people playing with Ashley’s TIME and PEACE. It’s wild how black women are so often overlooked and expected to figure shit out on behalf of someone else’s fuck up. 🤬 GTFO HER FACE!

Ashley recently discovered she likes pineapple on pizza. She is so excited about how good it is and I can’t I love her🥹

Ashley was just as unsurprised as the rest of us when I told her

If anyone was wondering what it’s like teaching middle school

Mmmmm how so babes? 🤣

They also taught AP human geography but firmly believed the world was flat. But that’s just a fun tidbit I like to throw in.

Just found out that the teacher I student taught under was named one of ten Rising Leaders in the country by an education news org and has spoken at educational conferences. They were a power-hungry narcissist who once told a student they were “acting r*tarded” to their face, but go off I guess.

the Jonas Brothers work hard but their horn players work harder

rooting for the patriots to win vs. rooting for the bills to lose:

I should’ve put money on the damn Lions, I had a gut feeling they were gonna show out tonight

Travis Kelce should’ve retired and I’ll say that with my chest 😤

lol 😂

today on shit my students submit 🤣

Things my Apple Watch thought were too loud in the last 7 days:

1. Backstreet Boys at Sphere (3 times)
2. Justin Bieber during my commute home
3. Middle school pep assembly

on another note, you can really hear the Taylor Swift influence on Man’s Best Friend and i kind of like it???

my favorite thing about Sabrina Carpenter is that she isn’t afraid to say how absolutely fucking idiotic the male population is

Howie D and Michelle Williams can eat up a bridge like no one else

So me coded

besties since 1996

God would support happy gay marriages over ICE raids and wars

My mom and Sean are coming to KC today in separate cars and Sean’s leaving 2 hours earlier than she is to get extra “sissy time.” I’m crying, MY MAN.😭

The women who were rejected on the bachelor and are now marrying women is everything to me