erica 🌸

state of mo: yeah so we lost your 2023 tax return in which we owed you $330, but if you can’t show us you submitted it you owe us $2k

tony romo announcing the bills game today is honestly terrible

illustration of lapras with pikachu sitting on them and fishing up a magikarp

gone fishing 🐟
#art #pokemon

honestly gagged lmao

my brother just called troy aikman “white jay z” 💀

packing everything i own into two carry ons bc i hate myself

we’ve fallen so far from god’s grace (qr codes on the bottom of ferrero rocher)

joe flacco is better than aaron rodgers in every way

ok rude

only four more weeks until i start decorating for christmas 💕

illustration of some ghost pokemon featured are mimikyu, hisuian zorua, sableye, greavard, galarian corsola, drifloon, pumpkaboo, litwick, misdreavus, shuppet, yamask, duskull, phantump, ghastly, sinistea

little ghost pokemon 👻
#art #pokemon

i can tell he wasn’t on tumblr because what do you mean WHO

told john that dan and phil announced they were together and he said, “who?” 🥲

stop this 😭

the all-american rejects to jonas brothers pipeline

my plotting how to get my entire neighborhood on board with making children tell jokes for halloween

woo woo

my house is dusted, my bathrooms are clean. i have homemade brownies waiting for me post-dinner. everyone in hades II is hot af. life is so good. ♥️

AHHHHH

i’ll stop complaining about three tribe format if we can go back to hour long episodes. please. 🥲 #survivor49

volpe’s a punk fucking bitch, disrespectful ass play

finally applied to get my last name changed on my social security card, apparently got approved, but now i can’t access the website or my messages because my last name changed and doesn’t match the sign in records. cool country, great system.

can’t wait to never see vince touch his mustache again #bb27

yiiiiiiiiike everyone’s face at that final answer lmao #bb27

💚 artemis 💚

not my upper management being like, “you’re only going to spend $500 on meals in Vegas?!” like by MYSELF for three days??? yeah, i’m sure $500 is plenty, wtf

also john has no idea what happens and that is making me so pressed lmao

full stop, after wicked comes out i’ll be crying for DAYS

DID JEFF JUST SAY MAROONITY CHALLENGE?! #survivor49

mario 64 fucking sucks dude, ain’t no WAY literal children were playing this shit.