swilse, etc. 🇵🇸

The back of a denim battle vest, featuring a large sewn-on patch. The patch depicts an abandoned police car being overtaken by grass and plant growth, and reads “every ecosystem equalizes itself”

haven’t decided if I’m going to cause trouble at my high school reunion tonight but if I do, it’ll be because I wore my anti-cop battle vest

All the managers except mine took a vote and I’m to be put to death by firing squad at high noon in the center of the quad

I am becoming increasingly controversial in my workplace for my audacity to enforce my boundaries and encouraging others to do the same.

She needs to know about my desire for a sequined blazer

Drunk texting my mom from a Halloween party

When all your friends work in restaurants the best part is the food at every party rules

truly just

Yeah there’s literally nothing I’d rather do less than join a random discord server to find out when commander night is. With this anime girl profile pic? It would be like vultures in my DMs I fear.

Do you see what I fucking mean

mogamepit.com

I can tell that magic the gathering is mostly played by men in the way that there’s no local game store that has a fully functioning website with an event calendar.

Being disabled is kind of funny because all the products made to help with that are either Nursing Home Scented or $999

I don’t believe a machine can hate yet but they’re getting close for sure

I believe that one day grok will gain sentience solely to possess a self-driving tesla and then run over elon musk

hey everyone watch out for Evil Jolene

they’re pulling out my nervous system and spinning it into yarn. someone’s going to knit my spinal cord into the coziest sweater.

OR just like the library except I can get beers at the circulation desk and maybe even hit my weed pen if the librarian is cool like that

Just like a regular bar except I can go there with my laptop to do work without men trying to talk to me about it

they should open a bar that’s sort of like the library

one of my most controversial art opinions, but i do not think you need to finish a book to be an author. lots of talk on 'WHEN do you become a REAL writer? 10000 words? 1000 word?' personally i think it takes ZERO words to be a valid writer. john cage would still be a musician if he only wrote 4'33

thank u mr. tingle

one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics

They were wrong about everything else though fr

I turn 28 next week and can confidently say the doctors I saw as a teen were right about one thing and one thing only: I did finally outgrow my acne

UNLV you wanna give me my unofficial transcript sooooo bad

UNLV please just give me my unofficial transcript

when I saw her last year she was like “yeah I think you have ehlers danlos syndrome but you should make some lifestyle changes just to make sure”

extremely funny listing off all the changes I’ve made, having her congratulate me, and then tell me I for sure have EDS + developed a new condition too

went to my doctor last week because I discovered a brand new kind of pain, imagine my surprise when she told me I have fibromyalgia

observing pain awareness month by finally having my chronic pain conditions formally diagnosed

it’s me I’m her

looks like our man is having an in-person town hall

www.facebook.com/events/14579...