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ooh an email titled Important information about your subscription, I wonder if the price is going down

Remember, folks.

bad news my friend, you're goin in the crystal. good news is it's the crystal where everybody loves you. bad news again though, you're gonna start to get real jaded and tired of it and long for a change. good news again- you're gonna move to crystal new york! last bad news: crystal new york sucks

Kind of one of the funniest things ive ever been asked by someone given the context

Cant even be mad about it its kind of a valid question given what i said LMFAOFNSJFBSJF

He was very apologetic and nice, and it was the most minor thing i only ended up with a scratch. He made sure to check the back of my car too and noticed the scratch from 2 years ago and im like "oh no thats from a previous time" which prompted the question 😭😭😭

I cant stop thinking about the guy that rear ended me on the way to work this morning asking me "do you get rear ended often??" 😭

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

@Beetlemoses three-panel comic. First panel: two fast food workers in a car, worker 1 asking worker 2 “Who are you closing with?” Second panel: worker 2 exclaiming “ugh!” after checking phone to learn they are closing with “the Wise Old Tree…”. Third panel: worker 2 yelling back to the kitchen as the Wise Old Tree presumably moves slowly, saying “Come on, man I got 20 orders out here!"

On our @whatatimepod.bsky.social recording today we talked about a Wise Old Tree and you KNOW this classic came up

We had maintenance come out to replace the bulbs cause the good bulb went and the one that fades was rly dim and we could not open the light fixture when we tried and. Yeah. I came home and the light is brighter and more responsive than its ever been and im just like. Ah....

The whole time ive been living here its only had 2 bulbs working and one of them faded in and out and i just thought the light was LIKE that 😭😭

Tomorrow actually marks 2 years since i moved in here and only today am i learning that our kitchen light fixture has 3 light bulbs actually, and its also not supppsed to have one bulb that fades in and out when turning on and off.

Apartment living is so fun because something can be mildly fucked up about your unit for years and you could never know until its fixed one day and youre like......... thats been a problem this whole time?????

Reggie taking over our body

blue heron

A digital illustration of three cats relaxing in a green and grassy place. The cats are cuddling together and they have orange and white flowers sprouting from their bodies. The left cat is a brown tabby, the middle cat is a black cat and the right most cat is a long haired orange tabby.

Floral Kitty Trio - Botanimal Pet Portrait 2024
[ #art #illustration #botanimals ]

hear me out

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.

Since im talking about it may as well share for funsies 🤷‍♀️ this update got a lot more specific in some areas which is kinda fun.

Oh now that im home and can actually look it was in the list as 1% before lmfao. My assumptiom is its a percentage below 1 but above 0 which is why its showing up on the list lol

I dont even remember if mali was on the list before this change

This time my african percentages changed a little and this fuckin app is like "ur 0% mali specifically :)" like..... okay...... why even tell me....

Last time it changed my ireland percentage from like. Idk. 17% to 1% which was SO drastic

Ancestry results are so funny when they update because itll just hit you with the most random shit outnof yhe blue