doink

been tryna teach amigo to be more willing to leave his cage and its been leading to = days of aggression afterward

I hate it here

You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin

Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

Reminder!!

Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!

Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.

Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood

I'm not going to act like this is endemic of a broader issue because this happens so infrequently but the fact that it happens at all is pretty ridiculous

also did a stain test (surprise!! I'm not fucking dumb this time) AND WOWIE I HATE THE COLOR

shrimped yesterday when prepping the drift wood for moisi's big enclosure so now my back is In Agony

Downingtown elects Pennsylvania’s first openly transgender mayor Democrat Erica Deuso defeated Republican Richard Bryant in the borough of Downingtown’s mayoral election.

Hey this is cool! whyy.org/articles/ele...

words truly cannot describe the relief and. dare I say. joy? with the election results across the country. emotional this wednesday morning, but I want to believe there's light at the end of the tunnel. and it just got a little brighter.

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Don’t know what’s going to happen today, but I do know this: People who oppose the corrupt, cruel, lawless madman in the White House would crawl butt ass naked over broken glass for miles right now to vote against him and his party.

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.

Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

since I finished the burn part of the tank stand, I now get to. stain it.

oh god.

LITERALLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN

guess I need to check my fucking water again because GOD FORBID WE LIVE

my favorite thing about getting into fish tanks is the way I do one (1) measely water change and a snail and shrimp both decide death is better

I want the United States government to ensure that every American has food to eat, a place to live, a safe neighborhood, transportation to move around & work, clean water to drink, free health care & free education.

Don’t care what label you give that.

That’s what I want my taxes to pay for.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.

Keyleth and Vax'ildan

A parody of canadian no name brand's format. It says no name writing month in black helvetica text over yellow

you know what we're doing now that NaNo's fucking dead

Illustration by Abigail Larson of the Death card for "The Vampire Tarot" depicting a gothic graveyard scene. A black-cloaked female Death kisses a woman in a pale 19th century dress while kneeling on a grave.

the kiss of Death

every fucking day I put myself in situations

Many know Danny Elfman as Tim Burton's go-to guy for scores but he did have a prior life as lead singer of Oingo Boingo. This is one of their classics.

"Dead Man's Party" - Oingo Boingo #QuarantineHobby #Halloween

Ahead of the 1st shutdown of US food aid to hungry Americans in 60 years, some of the 200,000 Little Free Library locations are converting into food pantries. Thanks @littlefreelibrary.bsky.social

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

now they hate you