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Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

a leachianus gecko with primarily olive green coloration and splotches of pink sits on a red tupperware lid, which rests on a scale. the scale reads 143.38 grams.

she gettin big

What's an easily identifiable data point for where you grew up and live and could be easily searchable?

I'll go first

want a tattoo sleeve so bad it makes me look stupid
stupid bc with what MONEY

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Living fossils

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

Gonna be honest, it did feel a bit like I had been going crazy, especially since even before any of these revelations, a lot of career transphobes were quite openly pedophilic, Germaine Greer self-described as a pederast "like all women of taste", and yet nobody seemed to see the red flags.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

IF THEY DON'T CHECK IMMIGRATION STATUS BEFORE DETAINING SOMEONE, YOU CAN'T CALL IT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT!
IF THEY VIOLATE COURT ORDERS AND INTERNATIONAL LAW WHEN DETAINING IMMIGRANTS, YOU CAN'T CALL IT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT!

Just been reminded of this fabulous truth

update talked to my boss n she was super apologetic and understanding so crisis averted I'm normal again

I have to talk to my boss about bullshit and I don't want to :)
bc I keep talking myself out of it :)
bc I feel like I'm overreacting :)

Police raid Elon Musk’s X office in France Paris prosecutors described raids as part of a ‘constructive approach’ to ensure platform complies with French law.

BREAKING: Europol & Paris cybercrime unit raid Musk X office in France.

"Investigations range from sexually explicit deepfakes, aiding the distribution of child sexual abuse material to the dissemination of Holocaust-denial content."

#DefendDemocracy
#HandsOffOurEU

www.politico.eu/article/poli...

Drawing of a puppy holding a mug with the caption; "Have that crashout, you've earned it"

Crash out

Important for people to realize that like 30% of all the bad stuff in society is already explicitly illegal it's just not enforced.

Unfinished.
#LiamRamos

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

a drawing of Chappell Roan in the Roan of Arc costume from her 2024 VNA performance, including the flaming crossbow. Under the drawing is the text: CHAPPELL WAS RIGHT

Chappell was right

Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.

green alien rabbit doodles

glorp shitto

ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.

ok new poppy album is what got me to like her so congrats I've been had

STATEMENT REGARDING DETENTION OF STANDING ROCK SIOUX TRIBE MEMBER IN MINNESOTA JANUARY 24, 2026 I was notified today, January 24, 2026, that a Standing Rock Sioux Tribe member has been detained by the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in the state of Minnesota. Tribal leadership is actively working to locate the individual, gather accurate information, and coordinate with the appropriate authorities to secure their release. At this time, details surrounding the detention remain limited. I urge the public to refrain from spreading unverified information while this matter is being reviewed. Standing Rock Sioux Tribe will continue to advocate for the protection of our citizen's rights and will provide updates as appropriate.

ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.

Statement from Standing Rock:

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

ICE are indistinguishable from a terrorist organization

Half the country is going to be stuck inside all weekend, watching news coverage and videos of this clear state murder on repeat.

thinking about Mr. Rogers "look for the helpers" quote and I see the helpers and the helpers are being shot in the fucking head

let’s be primitive horses with mama