Elaine

Wait hold on

this is actually a dog

Hi yes I'm really fucking cute please shower me with compliments

Mir: "nobody's gonna get that. other people don't have terminal prism brain"

I tried to attack this stand but it stopped me

I definitely have use them before despite inconsistent quality but my last straw was having to save a PT competitor at PT Chicago 2024 from getting a marked cards because of the most hideously inconsistent batch I've ever seen, purchased directly from the ultimate guard booth

Gamegenic makes everything Ultimate Guard does, but better. Fuck Ultimate Guard.

ultimate guard product sucks anyway, the quality is terrible and tournament organizers can't even give it away.

you can sleeve up a deck with brand new sleeves out of the same box and it will still clearly be marked with a pattern

getting killed by prism is just standard lesbian behaviour because who wouldn't want to be beaten up by giant hot flying women

no this is me obviously

(I believe this is Mashiro, one of Tokkari's rescues. He's a few months older than Tsuki)

(here's a picture of him hanging out with Tsuki)

this is a real picture of me when you bully me just know that this is who you're bullying

Its a shame that bsky doesn't have private accounts because I'm really cute sometimes

Why didn't the Avengers just cast Pull from Eternity? Are they stupid?

TGV when 😔

I want to see Gavin Verhey place fifth at the Gavin Verhey lookalike competition.

bleghhgg

degggh

ahghhh

woah its a rare picture of me

Morning at LGA :)

My favourite thing is to refer to American stuff as "foreign" to mess with Americans (e.g. "do you have cash?" "I don't carry foreign currency")

She is scheming :)

hi yes can you give me attention pls

(zeehondencentrum, Netherlands)

I'm sorry I forgot that edging means attacking with edge of autumn

Edging in New York

(Prerelease @ Hex & Company with @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social)

Skirmish is supposed to be that but is hindered by being nonsense formats.

It will probably come out for Yokohama, but not Philadelphia, due to theft risk. I might surprise some locals at Armory, unannounced, every so often. Past that, I'm unsure, but I'm open to suggestions.

/fin

For now, the card will probably remain locked in a bank vault for a month or so. It will come out again for World Premiere Montreal, where I've arranged for Silver Goblin to display it at their vendor booth.

I also don't think I'm going to have it for forever. In a year or two, I'll look for another buyer, hopefully one with the same attitude towards tit as myself. But for now, my duty is to curate it and add to the lore. How sick would it be if I Top 8 the next Pro Tour and got it on stream?