Guy Jordan

❤️💯

Cats help. 💪🐈

Why it’s always a good idea to run your ad copy by colleagues before hitting “submit.”

Bill, I’m not saying that you all should riff Melania. I’m begging you. This is the moment you all were born for.

Frank, I’m not saying that one movie in particular should be riffed at a second full-blown MST3K/Rifftrax/Mads reunion. I’m saying it should be
Melania.

I don’t watch videos. What are videos? I have not seen the video. What are “eyes?”

I love you guys forever. 💪❤️

@defector.com has reposted links to some of Dan’s greatest hits here on Bluesky. They are well worth your time. He was brilliant.

“Instead of doing the safe thing here, do you want to just stop being scared of these guys and punch them in the face?”

“Yeah. Let’s do it.”

#phillyspecial

Re-reading more of these. He was so good. Love to Dan’s family and friends.

I might mean this next sentence. Can we get Dan a plaque at the Cheesequake Service Area? He is from Philly. But since they play fast and loose with the facts in Cheesequake, why not? Dan is well known for the quote “Veni Vedi Vice,” afterall. Sorry for your loss, Defector friends. Dan was awesome.

Dumbing down the nation is a precondition for their objectives.

This is an awful pitch and terrible lead actor for the next John Woo film.

And we need to be able to edit posts so I can go back and spell “TikTok” correctly 🙄

This is the way. We need an alternative to TokTok and Meta platforms, too.

One of the best piano players I’ve ever seen.

I’m 100% here for the Lee Krasner appreciation. 💪

A tale of two Caleb Williams’s. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times….

His ceiling and floor as a QB are as far apart from one another as they could possibly be.

The best throw you have ever seen.

The most ill-advised throw you have ever seen.

Pro: Coach Kafka has the potential to improve our passing schemes.

Con: Half of the Offensive Line may wake up one morning to discover they are insects in a surreal world of unsolvable conundrums and cognitive dissonance.

I getcha. But did you know that every one of those emojis died years ago?

Can’t wait until the Stranger Things finale where Dustin jumps into his Ferarri Testarossa and cruises around Hawkins at 3AM to Glen Frey’s “You Belong to the City.”

Things customers demand from ultra high-tech high-priced luxury automobiles: “Please make my car harder for me to open.”

Not sure who my most recent favorite painter is, but it is 100% Janaina Tschäpe. www.janainatschape.net/new-gallery-...

I think they read this post.

Coffee. That’s all. That’s the post.

Art by Me (with help from an algorithm), at the wonderful Infinite Images show, Toledo Museum of Art, last weekend.

Vera Molnar (1924-2023)

Katsuyo Aoki (b. 1972)