Ambrose ✨️

That's the cat's hat now, fam

a close up of a cartoon character with a huge smile on his face . Alt: A close-up gif of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel looking off to the left with a vacant and disinterested expression (despite his usual wide, sharp-toothed smile). His eyes are half-open and he is blinking out of sync, similar to a frog. He looks as if there is not a single thought to be found in his head.

Tumblr sexymen really are just skinny cartoon men in dapper suits and finery with extremely questionable morals/ethics, huh

There are many benefits to tidying up your local park!

Benefits such as: A cleaner park! Fresh air! Meeting and petting dogs! Finding an itty bitty ziploc baggy of weed! Exercise!

So what are you waiting for? Get out there! We can't spell community without U!

Truly devastated to find that this store seems to exist exclusively in the US. Justice for Australia! Give us cheaper art supplies!

A screenshot of a Bluesky notifications section with "Lily 🤎 followed you" listed as occurring six minutes ago. Lily's profile picture is of a blonde white woman with prominent breasts, wearing a low-cut, tight, pink singlet.

Dear god.
They've found me.

Feet? Out
Bungee cable? Inserted
Cheeks? Clenched

Scratch and sniff art 😌✨️ It's a feature, not a flaw.

The Lilys have your scent and are closing in.

Run.

a man wearing a green tank top is making a funny face Alt: A gif of Shaggy from the live-action movie "Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed". He is upsettingly buff and flexing to show off his extraordinarily large muscles. He is making exaggerated, amusing expressions. He is also wearing his signature green T-shirt, although the sleeves seem to have been ripped off by his flexing.

These muscles crush fascists 💪🏼✨️

LOONCAT

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June 🐝✨️

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

A photo of a honey bee standing in the center of a yellow-orange flower.

Flowers, bees, sunsets, and stars are all on my list of reasons to continue living. Every day we're alive is another day we might experience something beautiful.

A photo of a fluffy ginger and white cat reclining on a blanket, looking down her body at the camera with an unreadable expression. Possibly contempt. Maybe indifference. She's a cat, it's hard to discern what may be going through her mind.

Meanwhile, my ginger has a masters in making laptops totally unusable by just looking at one.

Screenshot of my Bluesky feed, containing two separate posts. The first, by @enaic31hzbn, shows fanart of Arackniss (a spider-demon character from Hazbin Hotel) wearing lingerie and a bunny ears headband. He looks disgruntled and is being manhandled by a pair of disembodied hands. Below the first post, by @aracknissbeans, is a text-post which reads: "Arackniss in bunny suits my beloved 🥹💖💖 NOW SOMEBODY FUCK THAT MAN 🫵"

Somebody's definitely working on it ✨️

No idea! But in Santa Fe, during the late 90s and early 2000s, I remember seeing this stuff everywhere, and I was /obsessed/ with it 🤩✨️ These things, and those tiny glow in the dark alien toys one could purchase from quarter vending machines, were staples of my childhood 👽✨️

Omgg yesss 🤢😂 My parents' cat loved to sleep next to my head when he was a kitten. The SMELLS that came out of that tiny ginger fluffball could peel paint and fell an elephant. And the poor little man was a velcro cat from day one, so he'd cry and give chase when people fled for fresh air. 😭😂

I feel cross-eyed looking at this 😵‍💫

Selfie of a pale person with dark hair grinning widely in front of the stairs of the Regent Theatre in Melbourne, Australia. Above them is a brightly glowing green and white sign with the words "WELCOME TO THE NETHERWORLD".

Photo of a pale person with dark hair wearing a black and white striped skirt, a Beetlejuice-themed black button-up shirt, and black boots. They are smiling and posing in front of a blue and black backdrop with spindly swirls and a brightly-lit red sign with the words "BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE". They are holding a Beetlejuice Squishmallow.

Photo of the cast of Beetlejuice The Musical lined up on stage, holding hands, about to take a bow. Behind them is a backdrop of the Maitland residence's living area.

Photo of the front covers of two Beetlejuice The Musical souvenir programmes stacked, the smaller atop the larger one. The cover shows Beetlejuice's black and white striped blazer, collared white shirt, and black tie. There is a shiny black beetle on the right lapel. Below the tie are the words "BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL. THE MUSICAL. THE MUSICAL."

Beetlejuice The Musical is amazing! I had an absolute blast! ✨️ I even got to meet some of the cast, have my programme signed, and give Lydia's incredible actress, Karis Oka, the Beetlejuice squishmallow I brought along! ☺️🤩✨️
#BeetlejuiceTheMusical

How I feel in loud environments

Of course I get sick just days before the Beetlejuice Musical. Of course. I wouldn't be me if I didn't.

Hypothetically, could all that fluff be turned into a stylish horse-fluff jacket? Inquiring minds desperately want to know.

All I can hear is the "WELCOME TO HEAVEN" line from Brittlebones Nicky 2. 😆
This is my new headcanon voice for Abel. It doesn't suit him in the slightest and I love it. ✨️

Aw hell yeah, I'm gonna follow the heck out of you 🤩✨️✨️

Love how some responded to receiving a treat with "Oh! Snack! Yoink!" and doing a little scamper to enjoy it in relative privacy, while others accepted the treat and barely moved an inch. 🐇💕✨️

There's a children's fairytale version of The Godfather?

This feels like the flip-side of when I called the mlp fim toy ponies 'action figures' online.
I found the same people who get huffy about colourful plastic action figures being called toys also took issue with colourful plastic ponies being called action figures.

Godzilla! My beloved! 🤩💕✨️

A simple digital drawing of red-purple sky over a body of purple-blue water with a small protrusion of lifeless brown land on the bottom left. There is a simple drawing of a yellow sun in the top left corner, emitting a jagged bolt of red-green lightning towards the land. To the right of the sun float the words: "the sun is a deadly lazer" in green-blue letters, all lower-case. This image is a screenshot from the youtube video "history of the entire world, i guess" by bill wurtz.

And if your skin is like mine and ridiculously sensitive to everything, including sunscreen, wear long-sleeve tops, wide-brim hats, and long skirts or leggings. Look for light materials that allow airflow while still blocking out the sun. 🌞✨️
Remember: The sun is a deadly laser.