@sourkraut.bsky.social
Cranky old man. Miniatures, tabletop games, sci-fi jokes, cheap booze, and plastic robots. Also some birb. Analog nerd. ADHD squirrel brain. The kraut that puts out.
Is the fucker dead yet?
10.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm giving up alcohol for a month.
Wait, that's not right.
I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.
#PunctuationIsImportant
Again, court orders are not going to stop Herr Klown from doing whatever the fuck he wants.
09.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember, your only value is in the revenue you produce for your corporate overlords.
09.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I should fake my own death.
09.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
09.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No, no, I am not.
09.10.2025 12:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vote Guillotine.
07.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe the Rapture really did happen and only one or two people were good enough to be taken away and the rest of us are just rotten.
07.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is Herr Klown dead yet?
07.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And? Since when has a court order stopped Herr Klown from doing whatever the fuck he wants?
06.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
06.10.2025 12:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Courts have never stopped Herr Klown from doing whatever the fuck he wants.
06.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
05.10.2025 13:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
05.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This I, Emperor Norton the Second, have decreed.
Keep in mind that this is more legitimate than anything that has happened since Herr Klown was illegally inducted into office.
Furthermore, I hereby order all officials of the United States to remove the clown illegally occupying the White House, and imprison him until his trial for treason, at which point he shall be publicly executed as an example to others.
03.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Due to the complete failure of the United States government, by popular demand I have assumed sovereignty over this country. I declare myself Emperor Norton the Second, and I hereby order the dissolution of Congress and the arrest of the entire cabinet.
03.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
03.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it booze o'clock yet?
03.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I was normal.
03.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sign for the Clown Motel, where you will definitely not be murdered in your sleep.
The last place you will ever stay.
03.10.2025 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do what is necessary.
03.10.2025 11:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
03.10.2025 10:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Satanic Panic At The Disco
02.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should start doing cocaine. Thousands of dead Victorians can't all be wrong.
02.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should start doing drugs.
02.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the fucker dead yet?
02.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good night, sprogs. Do what is necessary.
02.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right, I'm sure a court will stop Herr Klown from doing whatever the fuck he wants. It didn't work the last ten thousand times.
01.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
