@ryansartor.bsky.social
writer // writers’ assistant on duncanville // host of the difficult to name reading series // new york knicks fan // ryansartor.com
Denver Airport really seems designed by someone who said, “How many super tense arguments can I generate at one time?”
28.08.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 036 hours in Connecticut and my main takeaway is this place has become extremely, casually racist
16.07.2025 00:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love Island USA performing a minor miracle in that I hate every single one of these motherfuckers
01.07.2025 05:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shared a piece of wedding news with my mom that my fiancée didn’t want me to tell anyone yet. Now I’m running around like Kate Winslet in Contagion. “Who did you tell? Aunt Barb.” *runs to phone*
24.06.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Overheard at the coffee shop: “That’s why I love A.I. so much.” I’m not being funny, I really thought the only person who loved A.I. was Sam Altman
19.06.2025 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did they offer him his quote?
08.06.2025 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Genuinely thrilled every time I see someone on Twitter call up Grok. Grok shows up like, "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh maybe this???????" It's always good
29.05.2025 06:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those guys are all suckers too I traded in my DT crypto for Paul Ryan bucks
27.05.2025 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God bless TCM
12.05.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Living in L.A., I’d say anyone who isn’t an enemy is a one-sided rival
12.05.2025 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They can’t cancel you if they can’t find you
12.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I work with a few 20-somethings who absolutely destroy me in mancala (on iPhone tho)
12.05.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just saw a road rage dude throw trash from his moving car into the open window of another car. L.A. is fuckin’ back
12.05.2025 15:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did Anthony Edwards legally change his name to “Knee Injury”?
02.05.2025 22:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
20.04.2025 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got Wuthering Heights “spoiled” for me today. Can feel myself inventing new things to get annoyed at in real time
20.04.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Alright, I think that’s a wrap on “lists”
23.03.2025 07:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He’s like, “Next I’m gonna have to learn their names…”
16.03.2025 02:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like I deserve it though because it took me so long to understand this math
24.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever since I started hosting dinner parties a few years ago, I've seen couples break up, empires fall -- it all happens at the dinner party
24.02.2025 22:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@ninaconcepcion.bsky.social @taylorgarron.bsky.social
20.02.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Very excited for THIS LINE-UP at the next edition of Difficult to Name! Writers! Comedians! Even a musician! A conversation with the author of the greatest film industry book of all time! Come through!
20.02.2025 20:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ron Howard freaked it with that one
03.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oo I love other Saunders short story collections , I’ve got to read that one!
03.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really rude to us NBA / indie film enthusiasts for the Mavs to move Luka during Sundance weekend
02.02.2025 06:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best part about getting older is I can rewatch Breaking Bad every two years, having forgotten everything that happens, and just sit there saying, “How the hell is Walt gonna get himself out of this situation?!”
31.01.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every third vehicle I see on the road in L.A. is a waymo driverless car. No punchline just someone please help
28.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah!
27.01.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have to find a new corner of the internet
24.01.2025 07:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That sucks. I love that movie. Also bummed Union didn’t get nominated!
23.01.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
