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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

can you legally call it a "think tank" if the fundamental premise is fucking brainless?

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

On 10/13 my comedy show/horror movie screening series Hoff’s Horrorfest will show THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Get your tix now: www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs... Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social & Mary Bess Pritchett!

I love getting vibes-based medical advice from a guy with fucking eels for brains

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My short film "It's a Living" is now available to watch on YouTube! Check it out, I think you'll like it! Featuring @timbarnes.bsky.social, @coolandnice.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjd1...

I think David Lynch did a great job with these scenes considering that they couldn't get Bowie

Nothing tastes as good as pissing on a splash hog feels

How'd I become a fan of the Dave Matthews Band? Well, it's kind of a funny story. I was in Chicago on a trip,

Here's another angle from Fox News reporter Bill Melugin of Sen. Alex Padilla getting roughed up by law enforcement after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser:

“I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”

wow this is like finding out the mythbusters didn't really like each other 😭

Feds in masks tear gassing Minneapolis residents in 270 AQI, in the rain, while trying to disappear people. 2025.

that's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, practicing my religion: sitting in corners!

(jacking off frantically) it's about integrity!!

we live inside a got dang dream

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

Today, Trump with Bukele, Oval Office:

They love you. They love what you do.

I want'em to do yeah home grown criminals next.

[Louder] I said home growns are next. The home growns.

You gotta build about 5 more places. [laughter]

It's not big enough.
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you're a worthless piece of shit

(watching a guy eat himself to death) wow he's tough!

Ah yeah that sucks, everybody definitely wants a conflict with China

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(pointing out a yellow taxi to my son) people used to have confessions in those

Yum yum yum boo boo boo

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I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.

Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:

here's a feel good story for you

Yeah but that's only because social media has created an illusion of closeness that has reduced people's need to actually stay in touch. We don't call/text/email because we can just check a profile. It's the cause and the cure, like cigarettes. We can always rebuild too. Bsky vs twitter for example