neutralseife[CMDR Brinestar]

The first and only time EVER i wish to live anywhere near Oklahoma

WHY DO ALL AI COMPANY LOGOS LOOK LIKE ANUSES???
Sorry for the screaming but whhhyyyyyyyy

True story…

What an amazing picture. Remindes me that my explorer Mandalay still needs to make her first tour. I really need to get my ass up and fly again.

I think the only use i get out of these songs where some guy sings about a woman he likes is to imagine it's people singing about spaceships.
Lines like "I can't get enough of the way she dances" Sweetie that's just a Chieftain pilot in battle trance.

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omg astropaws yesss!!

The word "landing gear" is a hoax. We all know the correct term is "cute lil spaceship feet".

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Oh i have a good number of pictures i took with exactly that in mind. I usually rotate the in-game camera to make the shot and then rotate the file afterwards. My phone backgrounds have been stellar ever since. I think i will post some of them sometime soon.

Happy (belated) Trans Day of Visibility ^^. I don't think this was intentional, but this paint job still means the world to me.

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Perfect

I once saw Trans-o-flex.

One could say they are...

trans-porter ships :D

Pre-T so the list is short. But yk, baby pigeon.

Trans peeps, QRP with a pic of yourself that you love

Yes ^^ i think it's also available for the Mamba and Cobra Mk3.

I just can't stop naming ship after fish. And with these colors, i found a genus well known for doing the switcheroo to be VERY fitting.

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Rest in peace, little limpet :(

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Weirdly cropped pictures of Corvettes from weird angles in otherworldly lighting? YES PLEASE!

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tfw instant docking permission at stronghold carrier
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Shut up and take my money
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That's not the entire story. Sure, on a surfice level, there are a lot of fish being bred to appeal to the masses, but if you look deeper into the hobby, you will find many people dedicating their lives to preseving very niche wild straines of species the wider public doesn't even know of.

This is the mining equivalent of food porn.

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Space rock go boom

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Ring pic with my new rock breaker "Barramunda". I love how this game lets you take something that is meant as a luxury passenger ship and refit it for mining and then be actually productive with it.

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😐

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Another ring pic, but this time with my hard working and good looking mining ship "Acanthostega", because this is secretly an Ore-vette appreciation post.

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I finally fixed my off center profil picture :D

Here is the original screenshot btw:

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Front view of my Sidewinder, the ‘Ride Me Sideways’, for which I still won’t apologise.

Side-on view of the Sidey

Top view of the Sidey, emphasising just how small and adorable it is.

The Sidewinder. Look at it. LOOK AT IT! It’s a crime that they don’t come pre-named ‘The Adorable’, because they absolutely are. This is a ship specifically for Trying Stuff in. Got blown up canyon running? Your rebuy is thruppence ha’penny…

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The main reason PvP is described as being so difficult is probably that even experienced FDL pilots have issues flying a spaceship one-handed while rubbing one out over their raging superiority kink.
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