Buying a car during a mercury retrograde on the Ides of March. Pray for me. #dumbass

This is the “Dude, We’re Getting the Band Back Together” episode of #PhineasandFerb. #USOC2025

Our thoughts are with our friends in Tampa, the @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social community, and @ralphsmob.bsky.social family. Sending our support and condolences. 💚💛

That’s a high honor! I’m glad you had a good time!

Sorry for your loss from NY

Sorry for your loss guys. Always hard to lose a member and friend. RIP

Who’s the artist?

@dieinnenstadt.bsky.social What’s up guys! I met a few of you at ISC. I’m in town for our match this weekend. Any chance we can meet up somewhere?

But if they break and the ball crosses the goal line, it still counts?

Thank you for tuning into this week’s episode. Join us next time for another round of unfiltered and unhinged thoughts. #WhyAmILikeThis #LongRun #RunningThoughts #LongRunThoughtsWithDave

- Cross country skiing has never had a TransAmerican Champ
- How much bigger would American Dream Mall need to be to have the largest skiing mountain in NJ?
- Are alpha males afraid to wear crampons because they sound like tampons?
- Has the “Hungry Man” brand of frozen foods had a MeToo moment?

And now, a brand new series called “Long Run Thoughts with Dave.”

On today’s episode:

- Would the Philadelphia Eagles offense be able to tush-push me for a one yard touchdown? (Or any average person?)
- Does Dak Prescott’s snap cadence (Yeah, here we go!) count as a catch phrase?

America, you’re welcome. Next we need to properly mourn Harambe and the timeline will be healed.

If most of America didn't hate the Chiefs right now we'd all be complaining how bad this game is

Alternative facts!!

Same, I had flashbacks.

Fuck it, sign Kendrick Lamar. #Superbowl

Aged like milk.

You’ll never sing that!

OH MY GOD WE’RE GOING TO MLS CUP!!!

#RBNY

Are we a good team?

Penultimate match of the season too. I want a J League away day!

2025 US Open Cup Qualifying: West Chester United edges rival VE to book 3rd straight trip to USOC West Chester United SC and Vereinigung Erzgebirge (VE) are the sibling rivals of eastern Pennsylvanian soccer. Having just played each other six days prior in the Robert M. O’Neil Amateur Cup group…

#USOC2025 Qualifying: West Chester United SC (PA) bested local rival Vereinigung Erzgebirge (aka VE Club) (PA), 2-1, to qualify for the third year in a row. Kenneth Roby & Joshua Luchini both scored for the victors.

Recap by @awaydave.bsky.social: thecup.us/2024/11/21/2...

RECAP: Red Bulls Win First Playoff Meeting vs NYCFC - New York Sports Nation The New York Red Bulls beat New York City FC, 2-0, to reach the Eastern Conference Final. Felipe Carballo & Dante Vanzeir each scored.

The New York Red Bulls beat New York City FC, 2-0, in the first #MLSCupPlayoffs' Hudson River Derby. Goals from Felipe Carballo & Dante Vanzeir sunk #NYCFC in front of a very red Citi Field crowd and put #RBNY in the Eastern Conference Final.

Recap on #NYCSN: nycsportsnation.com/2024/11/24/r...

The @newyorkredbulls.bsky.social remain undefeated in knockout competitions against New York City FC, each being a shutout.

* #USOpenCup (2017, 2018, 2022)
* #LeaguesCup (2023)
* #MLSCupPlayoffs (2024)

Congratulations!
#RBNY

(Graphic: US Soccer)

I want three goals today!

You have your rituals. I have mine; Sprinting uphill into oncoming traffic. We’re not the same. @newyorkredbulls.bsky.social #RBNY #MLSCup #Playoffs

I got to commentate my first live soccer match tonight! But neither of the clubs or production company seem to be on here yet, so I’ll celebrate myself. I did it!!! #literalgoals #lifegoal #achievementunlocked

Come catch Lansdowne Yonkers with me on commentary! www.youtube.com/live/YGSnrLl...

Coin toss is basic. Give me a rock paper scissors game where the loser immediately says “best two out of three?” And then loses again and says “double or nothing?” And then loses again.