jonathan (normal)

Rachel News move over

Bari Newsroom

(cop getting rammed by ten cars) hold your fire boys, none of these drivers are armed

do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking

This guy is in charge of US health care.

*turn me loose starts playing on work speakers* no no no not here *shirt turns into jeans vest, bandana appears on head* i have to leave

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

"I know that there are some people in this room who don't believe that my marriage should have been legal," Ms. Weiss told the Federalist Society, an influential conservative legal group, in 2023. "And that's OK. Because we're all Americans who want lower taxes."

Built in a lab to appease billionaires

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

So this was just supposed to be a summary execution, right

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

i am refusing to categorize how i feel i did because that has no bearing on anything but i am sorry for whatever calamity spins up to derail this

I enjoy how people with lists called "leftist pigs who deserve helicopter rides" are ignored so the devs can focus on what's *really* important, defending digital cancer

The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay

this is incredible

that mcmorrow feels the need to do this is one of the clearest signs yet that genocide denial and pro-israel politics are well on their way to becoming losing issues in democratic primaries

*major depressive episode hurtles towards me as swiftly, indifferently, and inescapable as a blastwave that briefly stains the sky yellow before darkening it for decades*
me: (david byrne voice) UH-oh!

We're nearly two weeks out from launching our KS campaign for a new printing of John Company and Molly House 🎉

entirely plausible that the greatest success in business in this country over the next five or ten years is going to come down to whether or not your c-suite has been poisoned by groupchats or not

Link has helped me with basically anything I’ve ever tried to do on this platform- he’s a genuinely good guy and this is such despicable behavior by a skin thinned CEO who has convinced herself she’s the smartest person in the room

If you're trying to remember your Urbans this rhyme helps:
If your Urban's in Lord of the Rings,
and not the one who croons and sings,
seek ye Karl swarthy and gruff,
and avoid Keith who is not tough.

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50¢

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

even the name feels like a fake game you'd see on a bad procedural

I think the rts (DOMINION: STORM OVER GIFT 3) Ion Storm put out was one of the first times I immediately realized a brand new game I had gotten was straight up bad

I need all political prognosticators and strategists to grow an imagination on extremely short notice

bari weiss is just millennial jim "herb" spanfeller and i would prefer if we jumped straight from the "what the! she's actually unqualified to be here and is destroying the company! the free press didn't even have a lot of subs" opener to the chaos dunking on her from orbit part of the program

achewood 12/13/2007 Roast Beef: Okay cool they do a good -- OH uh wow man bad news on the computer front Ray: Huh? Why? Keep it short, man. And no details.

every day