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@topherlane.bsky.social

Snark is my love language. Educator, filmmaker, and writer. Fierce ally to women, LGBTQIA+, and animals! Colorado dude.

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With a reaction like that, you have to wonder how many time the Washington Post Editorial Board is mentioned in the files???

22.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And violence. I believe he will whip them into a frenzy and unleash them on the public.

20.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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19.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to make a McJobs program joke, but everyone one I’ve ever met hired through it has actually been qualified for and competent at their jobs so…

18.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who in the fuck does he think people will buy their health insurance policies from other than the giant health insurance companies?!?!

18.11.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old. It’s 10 years and EVERY ONE OF THEM means the girl in question is just that, a GIRL. A minor, an child in every way, who legally cannot agree to have sex. Period.

15.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay safe

15.11.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which is it? Is it a hoax, or does it contain damming evidence against democrats? Nothing to see, or look at all this evidence?

15.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that he is trying to out crazy bitch the ultimate crazy bitch!
Let them fight. !

15.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon of β€œThe Scorpion and the Frog”

Cartoon of β€œThe Scorpion and the Frog”

Your friendly reminder of what to expect from the vote to reopen the government…

Democrats have got to stop believing the scorpions.

10.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there were shots fired, they probably fired them.

08.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The spiderpocalypse begins in
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08.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean just like he tried to do in education? Weird.

07.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, all y’all need to remember this feeling and retain this energy for the midterms next year!
Great job!

06.11.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FIFA and the IOC are two of the most overtly corrupt organizations in the world. Anything they do is tainted by that and this just puts their naked greed and corruption on full display.

05.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was Dick Cheney the final horcrux?

05.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn’t the obit I was hoping to read this morning, but it’s a damn fine start.

04.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bold move showing the world that you enjoy working around
πŸŠπŸ’©ler’s balls.

02.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m on a writing retreat this weekend and I’ve hit 5k words, or 20 pages, most of that today. It feels soooo good to actually take the time to make progress!

01.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Was this article written by β€œthe corporate grind”?

01.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They absolutely have to do so because of the violations being committed by this administration in withholding legally allocated and approved funds.

28.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw, just backing you up ✊

26.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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For people who claim to believe in the Bible, and β€œsigns”, and β€œrevelations, they sure as hell can’t read the writing on the wall and they damn well refused to listen to every single prediction that we made about this administration that has proven 100% true.

21.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend and I stopped for a drink after marching for three miles in Denver. Some dude at the bar started talking shit and the entirety of the restaurant began cheering the marchers in the street outside. He booed and booed but only succeeded in identifying himself as a Nazi supporter.

19.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We were planning on going, but after seeing the ludicrous pricing model there is no way we can. FIFA continues to show how corrupt it is and how little it cares about football supporters.

19.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gnomes Rule!

18.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Denver, CO

18.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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