He definitely didn’t need a C-section for his bigger brain, thanks to the huge birth canal. Ouch!
#AchaSorry
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He definitely didn’t need a C-section for his bigger brain, thanks to the huge birth canal. Ouch!
#AchaSorry
Lolli’s Mate. Qxb1, …, f3, qg2#.
White queen can delay the mate by repeated checks to black King, but can’t win or stop this checkmate by black queen.
Pakistan’s historical artistic, cultural, political, social, religious and intellectual evolution in one picture.
#docakkh #ڈاکٹر_عاکف_خان #akifonymous
Sign the petition (link in comments) and donate if you can to support Junaid Hafeez’s acquittal.
Sign & donate here: chng.it/bXjBGfTFVt
#FreeJunaidHafeez
ایک یوتھیے بھائی سے پوچھا تم لوگ اٹھارویں ترمیم کے اتنے مخالف کیوں ہو۔ کہتا پ چ خیبر پختونخواہ میں گیارہ سال کی ساری بیغیرتی اور کرپشن کا الزام صوبے کے حصہ میں آ گیا ہے۔ اس لیے۔
#ڈاکٹر_عاکف_خان #docakkh
ملک میں تین ہزار ای وی چارچنگ سٹیشن بنانے کی تین سو پچاس ملین ڈالر کی ڈیل پر ایک یوتھیا بھائی نے کمنٹ کیا کہ ہم ایک چارجر نہیں بنا سکتے ای وی سٹیشن بنائیں گے؟ عرض کیا حضور خیبر پختونخواہ میں بنا لیں وہاں پشاور گیارہ سال میں پیرس بن سکتا ہے تو یہ تو کوئی مسئلہ ہی نہیں ہے۔
#ڈاکٹر_عاکف_خان #docakkh
In collaboration with Jamiat-e-Talakian and Jamat-i-Harami!
PC: Ali Warsi
Guess who are these people and where is this happening right now?
Hint: It is not Palestine.
توبہ توبہ آن لائن شہیدوں کا مذاق اڑا رہا ہے۔ خدا کو کیا جواب دو گے؟
30.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Richard Dawkins from Kharian,
Guten tag! You will also be disappointed like Mirza Ghalib, Aristotle, Shakespeare, Abu Jahil and Sigmund Freud, who already follow me.
Yours sincerely,
#docakkh
G daso?
30.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*note
24.11.2024 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They dropped the only dude who always worked against Zimbabwe. What is wrong with them? 🤷🏽♂️
#BabarAzam #Zimbabar #Babarsons #PakvsZim
پنڈی میں رہنے والے ایک یوتھیے سے پوچھا کہ انقلاب کرنے نہیں جا رہے۔ کہتا باہر پولیس کھڑی روڈ بند ہیں ایسے کیسے انقلاب کر سکتے۔ ایک اور کہتا باہر دیکھنے گیا کیا سین۔ سب کچھ بند تھا واپس آ گیا۔ ایک اور خفا ہو رہا کہ صبح سے گھر بیٹھا سوشل میڈیا دیکھ رہا کہ کوئی بیغیرت گھر سے نکل ہی نہیں رہا۔
24.11.2024 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0یہ کیا اٹھا لائے ہو؟
#YeKiaUthaLayeHo
یہ کیا اٹھا لائے ہو؟
#YeKiaUthaLayeHo
Nouman Ijaz, Firduas Jamal and now this. Also she is too egotistical and stupid. Not worthy of her. Despite her good talents, you might remember her odd behaviour in Pakistan idol with poor participants and about animal rights. Wrote a detailed post on FB.
23.11.2024 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0E-Lun made a false accusation on another chutiya Jeff, which was not true. X users added a not on the lack of veracity, but E-Lun’s X removed it. And apparently this mf bought X for to uphold the freedom of speech. Imagine!
23.11.2024 01:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Parachinar's Shia massacre is heartwrenching. The state has utterly failed to protect its citizens from the Taliban'. Pakhtunkhwa govt must resign immediately—they are only focused on Imran Khan's release & takht-e-Punjab rather than peace & safety for the people of Pakhtunkhwa.
21.11.2024 21:12 — 👍 20 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Dozens die every year from methanol poisoning in locally-made moonshine in Pakistan as well. Reason being ban on authentic alcohol due to religious reasons, not enough licensed companies and careless local manufacturing. In Laos, probably it is the third reason.
“Antidotes: ethanol or fomepizole.”
This is extremely sad ongoing situation since two years and the whole world is turning a blind eye towards it. Why?
22.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These idiot celebrities must understand that these days podcasters and anchors ask them questions on religion, international politics or any topic under god’s blue sky except what they actually know (like acting or singing) to make their content viral.
Why don’t you just shut tf up?
#docakkh
Bushra Bibi’s video on Khan, Saudia and Bajwa.
21.11.2024 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bushra Bibi’s statement is a pathetic attempt to hijack T.L.P’s voters. 😂
#NextLevelReligiousTouch
Video Below 👇🏾
دانشوران ملت کے مسائل
اس بلاگ پوسٹ میں پڑھیے کہ کیسے ہمارے فیسبکی دانشوران اصل مقصد سے ہٹ کر خودغرضی، جہالت اور بیوقوفی کے ریکارڈ قائم کرتے ہیں۔
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Haha! So true!
21.11.2024 00:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Always knew Jordan Peterson was a wrong number. Here is more to it: www.independent.co.uk/life-style/j...
21.11.2024 00:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0To all the men who complain there is no Men’s Right’s talk in the town. There is an international Men’s Day. It is today. Happy international men’s day. And, oh, happy World Toilet day as well, because it also falls today.
19.11.2024 12:56 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is my daughter’s German language book of class 5 in a public school (called Gymnasium that prepares future leaders and scientists in Germany.) Germany inspires its kids with the example of Malala and the president of our all Pakistan private school’s association wrote a book against Malala.
19.11.2024 08:56 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Mobistan. Lynchistan.
19.11.2024 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0