@mr-alexius.bsky.social
A creative soul, I’m mostly kidding. Ohh and she can’t fight but she has enough money to make you disappear. Please move with caution. Denver Native.
This is why I don’t even get on dating apps anymore 🤣
22.02.2025 02:20 — 👍 220 🔁 26 💬 84 📌 346I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh…
04.12.2024 23:30 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems.
12.02.2025 04:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop it… we’re elite.
07.02.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aye… a $20 toy can give an orgasm… won’t impress your family tho.
07.02.2025 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 12 minimum??
Lmao
Aye… I’m a man of the people.
07.02.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣
06.02.2025 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I like this price list
06.02.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
06.02.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂😂
07.02.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes but…
06.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes ma’am.
06.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1😂😂😂😂😂
06.02.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth.
06.02.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2Beautifully and aptly stated.
06.02.2025 18:16 — 👍 22 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses…
Both sides were never the same.
Lmao happy Black history month 😭😭
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...
sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you
01.02.2025 05:44 — 👍 41 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon.
29.01.2025 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it.
25.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I really started from the bottom and now my kids a hitting on my shoulders waiting for me to get to the next level for them.
25.01.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s kinda nice being unknown online. I’m enjoying this.
25.01.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
19.01.2025 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guess I’m not watching the second half of that game…
19.01.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
